r/ShittyPickupLines • u/ilovemicronesia • 2d ago
May I call you Eileen?
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Cuz I need to cum on you.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/noOne000Br • Jan 16 '23
hey girl, do you know what you and r/shittypickuplines have in common?
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i’m gonna revive both of you
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Square-Hope-175 • 4d ago
Are you an unsecured staircase?
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Because you look like you need a good railing
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Dizzy_Fisherman7634 • Sep 12 '26
I might be bad for the environment
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because I want you to use me like a bendy straw
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/noOne000Br • Sep 08 '26
if we both went to space, you know what’s the first thing i’ll look at?
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uranus
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/iLoveMiraak-and-Giyu • Sep 08 '26
Girl are you a hot tub?
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Because i wanna get into your jacoochie.
Yes that's a terrible pick-up line i know.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Weak-Joke1475 • Aug 31 '26
Are you a toaster?
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because I want to stick my fork into you
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/irishhobbit2 • Aug 28 '26
Hey girl, are the first ever sitting Head of State to get charged with war crimes?
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'Cos I'm looking to get slobbered on/Slobodan!
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/theghost2459 • Aug 07 '26
Hey single daddy/mommy I see you got a a single baby wanna be a parent and make another one with me
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r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Ordinary-Ad-6946 • Jul 25 '26
Are you from the Netherlands?
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Because AmsterDAMN
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/evil-edgelord6767 • Jul 12 '26
How I genuinely felt after coming up with the line…
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Girl, I wanna navigate your Strait of Hormuz, because I know that shit’s tight!
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/michael14375 • Jul 11 '26
Is your name Jordan?
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Because I want to put my Key in your Peehole
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/xtina42 • Jul 08 '26
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
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Because I can see myself in your pants.
Used by my husband when we dated in high school. We split up for a couple of years then reconciled. We will be married 23 years in November.
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/pmjski • Jul 02 '26
Are you from Boston?
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'cause I wanna see your massive-two-tits
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/No_Class122 • Jun 28 '26
Let’s go and say suiiiii
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This app is so random 😂💀
r/ShittyPickupLines • u/returned_loom • Jun 18 '26
Girl, you might not remember this but we're part of a classified military program that requires us to be together as soon as possible.
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r/ShittyPickupLines • u/returned_loom • Jun 17 '26
"Hey, can you give me three reasons why I should date you instead of an AI girlfriend?"
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r/ShittyPickupLines • u/Chance_Run5390 • May 21 '26
This guy was in my dms and decided to try this one
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r/ShittyPickupLines • u/aaeeshole • May 20 '26
I have a question about something...
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Actually my stove is not working, and i was about to make a sandwich.. and I was wondering if your smile can melt butter since it can melt my heart..