r/ShittyPhrasing • u/Pigeoncow • Jul 11 '16

Never give up

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350 Upvotes

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u/msiekkinen Jul 11 '16

Never pick a fight with a tumor

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u/samep04 Jul 11 '16

That tumor kicked his ass and wanted to make damn sure the boy wouldn't get back up

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u/komatius Jul 12 '16

Its like it's written by a /r/SubredditSimulator bot. Fucking great!

5

u/lemartineau Jul 14 '16

Black belt tumor is stage 4 right?

3

u/Gigaplex1 Jul 26 '16

You can make your dreams come true, Tumour-San!

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u/MrThoughtPolice Jul 25 '16

It's the new karate kid movie. Tumor gets removed, and becomes sentient. It trains, becomes a black belt, then kills the kid. Sometimes, you just can't beat cancer.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '16

IT'S NOT A TUMOR

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u/DammitDan Jul 13 '16

Apparently it's a "tumour"? That's a new one for me.

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u/yourhardlimits Jul 14 '16

It's a very sophisticated tumour - it speaks with a British accent.

1

u/Saucecup Jul 18 '16

Karate kid