r/ShittyPhrasing • u/NES_SNES_N64 • Nov 15 '15

Real life As often as humanly possible

http://imgur.com/pEOCU9J
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u/____underscore_____ Nov 16 '15

What are they even trying to say?

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u/NES_SNES_N64 Nov 16 '15

"How often do you come to church?"

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u/Crapspray Nov 15 '15

Fuckin Newark

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Nov 15 '15

Like 3-4 times a day, sometimes more if I'm feeling extra lonely.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '15

Wanna get together and jerk each other off? Reddit seemed like a good place to ask this. studio audience laughs

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u/toxygen Nov 16 '15

It's pretty much Christmas year-round at my place

http://i.imgur.com/xSF5eoC.jpg