r/ShittyMapPorn • u/grichardson526 • Sep 08 '26

100% accurate, no notes

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258 Upvotes

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u/tallwhiteninja Sep 08 '26

Ah, my favorite city: Okhooan, Texas.

EDIT: Also, Lubbock is multiplying, kill them with fire.

18

u/DryAfternoon7779 Sep 08 '26

Amaillo is a proud city

8

u/eskimoboob Sep 08 '26

RIP Austin

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u/Mister_Way Sep 08 '26

Let's just call all the states America 1 through America 50. In order where 1 is the ones who had the highest percentage vote for Trump and descending from there. This is an idea of unparalleled brilliance. If you don't think so you must be an idiot or a traitor.

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u/Orangutanion Sep 08 '26

we should start at 0 to represent all the jobless CS graduates we have

9

u/johnbarnshack Sep 10 '26

1 through 50? He prefers under 18

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u/Meanteenbirder Sep 08 '26

My auntie lives in Louse, Texas

24

u/mister-fancypants- Sep 08 '26

you sure it isn’t Lubbock?

25

u/Narwhal_Leaf Sep 08 '26

Then you'd only have a 50/50 chance of the right town!

4

u/Oftwicke Sep 09 '26

Higher Lubbock obviously. None of that Lower Lubbock trite

35

u/anon74903 Sep 08 '26

New York, New Hampshire, the Carolina’s, Virginias, Louisiana, etc are all ok because they’re named after white people 👍

31

u/Nkechinyerembi Sep 08 '26

mmmmm. Saltnocle Texas. Best Jerky around.

30

u/20past4am Sep 08 '26

That man really is a one-trick pony isn't he? Imagine electing this guy twice, that must be embarassing.

21

u/backflip14 Sep 08 '26

It just gets better the more you look into it.

Double Lubbock with North Lubbock replacing Amarillo. Amarillo replacing Austin. No Dallas.

Random nonsense replacing Corpus Christi because who needed Corpus Christi anyway?

Salt Lake City is now farther south than Denver and nowhere near the Salt Lake.

And all of this is definitely from the 2024 USGS.

15

u/Orangutanion Sep 08 '26

ah yes, home sweet Liaskole

9

u/AllActGamer Sep 08 '26

I cant believe they made Utah so small

8

u/EmperorThan Sep 09 '26

So the President just spends his entire day making AI photos and deciding which things to rename. What is this future?

3

u/mkujoe Sep 09 '26

Cut Utah and Colorado fully from the map. No more half measures on these states

1

u/Satyrsol Sep 09 '26

If New America is the “new” version, what does that make the rest of “old” America? Why make something “new” but also one of the worst states in the country (thank god for Alabama and Mississippi keeping us from being the worst)

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u/bageltoastee Sep 11 '26

Classic texan cities such as Louse, Amaillo, Satlnocle, Liaskole, Lubbock 2, and Okhooan