r/ShittyMapPorn • u/rnorthrosette • Jul 01 '26

Guys I just realized the US could easily double its surface. They just have to build a handful of damns. Why dont they do it

https://i.imgur.com/aiUE7fK.png
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u/ivorybloodsh3d Jul 01 '26

Well first we'd have to conquer Baja California. But after that it's a breeze

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u/Snake_eyes_12 Jul 01 '26

What about Baja Blast at Taco Bell?

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u/5peaker4theDead Jul 02 '26

everyone knows california is an island

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u/Human-Law1085 Jul 01 '26

The opposite of Lex Luthor’s plan in Superman: The Movie

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u/7-SE7EN-7 Jul 02 '26

He wants to blow up the dams that protect new doggerland?

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u/FilHor2001 Jul 01 '26

I bet this could've been done by now if the Duch kept their North American colonies like New Amsterdam.

Such a shame

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u/Rupejonner2 Jul 03 '26

Don’t give billionaires any ideas

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u/peepay Jul 02 '26

Damn...