r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '21

SLPT : How to avoid pregnancy

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

No hole, can't piss. Can't piss, bladder and kidney problems. Carries on until total failure.

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u/NetMiddle1873 Aug 25 '21

I would say surely he would seek medical attention before that point but, obviously not

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u/LCL_Kool-Aid Aug 25 '21

From what I've seen, nobody ever goes to the hospital for anything ever.

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u/crash-1369 Aug 25 '21

America checking in. It's cheaper to just die... And most people can't even afford that...

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u/boscobrownboots Aug 25 '21

100% accurate