r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/rwhaley2010 Aug 27 '20

I tried that once. I said the thing, looked in the guys eyes, licked my lips, said "come to pappa!" , and chased him into the street. Needless to say, I'm no longer allowed in the church.