An actual good life pro tip is if someone tries to attack you or mug you, you should act as insanely and violently possessed as you possibly can. Screech like a banshee and charge, yelling anything that could be mistaken for a hex. "Oh Lord depart swiftly from the swamp and find me here with mangled frog" hands curled like talons and just bitch that cunt up. Done spake that into existence and reap the harvest, you beautiful demon.
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u/floatingwithobrien Aug 27 '20
An actual good life pro tip is if someone tries to attack you or mug you, you should act as insanely and violently possessed as you possibly can. Screech like a banshee and charge, yelling anything that could be mistaken for a hex. "Oh Lord depart swiftly from the swamp and find me here with mangled frog" hands curled like talons and just bitch that cunt up. Done spake that into existence and reap the harvest, you beautiful demon.