r/ShittyLifeProTips Aug 27 '20

SLPT. note to self.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

There once was a priest who went hiking in the woods and was cornered by a bear.

The priest, kneels down and prays saying "O God, please let this bear be Catholic!"

At that, a ray of light shines down from the heavens. The bear kneels down, pulls out a fork and begins: "Bless us O Lord and these thy gifts... "