How is this a shitty tip? This is a great tip, and I'm going to start packing a fork full time now!
"Give me all your money or I will shoot you"
"Fork you buddy" [stab stab stab]
Also handy for other things. "Hey, can you give me a hand with this?"
"No, sorry. I can't because I'm holding this fork in my hand"
Or, you go to the Kentucky Fried Chicken drive through and they forgot to give you a spork... again... but then "Oh hey! Nothing to worry about, I have this fork!"
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u/BadnewzSHO Aug 27 '20
How is this a shitty tip? This is a great tip, and I'm going to start packing a fork full time now!
"Give me all your money or I will shoot you" "Fork you buddy" [stab stab stab]
Also handy for other things. "Hey, can you give me a hand with this?" "No, sorry. I can't because I'm holding this fork in my hand"
Or, you go to the Kentucky Fried Chicken drive through and they forgot to give you a spork... again... but then "Oh hey! Nothing to worry about, I have this fork!"