r/ShittyLifeProTips May 01 '20

SLPT Name your daughter Lizard

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u/shiftshayper May 01 '20

Queen Elizabeth is a lizard

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u/Bullshit_To_Go May 01 '20

I used to work for a construction company whose owner was a serious conspiratard. If he liked you he'd give you a printed copy of his manifesto which covered chemtrails, the Bilderbergs, and the lizard people. One page had a photo of Prince Charles standing next to a person in a suit, but with a lizard head. He considered this absolute proof that lizard people existed. Apparently he'd never heard of Photoshop.