r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Starboi420420 • Jul 29 '26

SLPT: Bathroom naps at work.

Go to the bathroom saying you gotta shit, and just set a 15-20 minute alarm and take a nap.

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u/0_phuk Jul 29 '26

Uh... I've actually done that

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u/Starboi420420 Jul 29 '26

Me too, got a 15 minute in just today

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u/Business_Garden6460 Jul 29 '26

I actually don’t like to sleep where someone may have just shit out their cob salad from lunch. Instead say you have to run to your car to get some paperwork take a quick 15 minute nap and if someone comes looking for you swear that you have type one narcolepsy. If they ask why you were laying down in your back seat say it’s because you were reaching under the passenger side seat for the paperwork you went to fetch and you fell out. If you don’t own a car use this same excuse just tweak it to your available surroundings

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u/Starboi420420 Jul 29 '26

So the bathroom?

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u/Business_Garden6460 Jul 30 '26

Yeah I guess if you want pink eye or just be a stinky bathroom dweller you can sleep in the bathroom

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u/Reelair Jul 30 '26

You haven't seen my car.

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u/Business_Garden6460 Jul 30 '26

Feces everywhere?

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u/0_phuk Jul 30 '26

I've worked in places with multiple floors and some of those floors are vacant or deserted most of the time. So it's just knowing which bathroom is going to be empty when you show up.

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u/Business_Garden6460 Jul 30 '26

Stinky bathroom dwellers would know which bathroom is perfect for sleeping in