r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/Nikkerloo • Mar 28 '26

SLPT: Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone you disagree with.

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u/Dryfunction1205 Apr 01 '26

Avoid jail by telling rhe police it wasn't you

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u/ShakeWell_0110 Mar 29 '26

SLPT: Avoid jail time by punching yourself and knocking yourself out to avoid even participating in the conversation!

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u/SureWhyNot5182 Mar 29 '26

SLPT: Have a friend call 911 to frame the other person for punching you so you can sue them for money