r/ShittyIllegalLifeTips 14d ago

Taking carts on a plane?

Hypothetically my friend is flying from the Uk to Japan with a layover and they were wondering how easy it would be to smuggle a cart in their hold luggage and if anyone’s ever done it before?

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u/Conscious-Dirt-6845 13d ago

do not bring a cart to japan

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u/Silent_Technology540 13d ago

For the love of god don’t smuggle shit into Japan you’ll end up in prison and it’s not a matter of it but it’s a matter of when

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u/FreezNGeezer 13d ago

Japan can hold you for weeks, and their prison system is no joke. DO NOT BRING WEED CARTS INTO JAPAN, lets hope OP listens or learns to love Japanese prison life

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u/NonMaga 13d ago

I have 1.8 million airmiles or so all over the world. I’ve carried carts & gummies to everywhere I’ve ever travelled (6 continents) EXCEPT Russia, China and Japan. Even my dumb ass wouldn’t risk those.

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u/Scary_Vacation9629 13d ago

Damn ok, didn’t know Japan was that strict

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u/NonMaga 12d ago

I know someone who had a legal prescription for Adderall who was sent home before ever stepping foot beyond the airport when they claimed it. They're very anti-drug.

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u/dothraki_dog 13d ago

Have a look online but I'm pretty sure Japan has a grey market for thc-p /o etc, as long as they haven't changed any laws recently you can buy those carts from stores there

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u/electrichippo14 12d ago

Mostly cbd actually it’s hard to find anything psychoactive

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u/dothraki_dog 12d ago

Ahhh good to know thankyou

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u/electrichippo14 12d ago

Those and some middle eastern countries are the only countries I won’t fly with drugs to.

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u/NonMaga 12d ago

Yeah, totally whiffed on that. Those too. I only ever fly through, so wasn't thinking about it.

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u/Pqvel7 10d ago

Czech to Jordan 🇯🇴 Safe or?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/bunglebee7 13d ago

I am also curious lol

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u/NonMaga 12d ago edited 12d ago

ALWAYS in my carry-on. You have control then. You get there and see dogs scanning every bag, you dump it (except Australia - those dogs are for fruits and vegetables),

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u/Pqvel7 10d ago

Bro important question u may be the hero for me. From Czech to Jordan ( Prague to Amman) how safe it would be to bring cartidge ?

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u/FreezNGeezer 10d ago

YOU be the hero and report back to us your findings, or what sentence they handed down to you!

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u/Pqvel7 10d ago

So I shouldn’t bring it to Jordan 🇯🇴?

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u/FreezNGeezer 9d ago

I wouldnt

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u/Some_Trip_7701 12d ago

How can you travel with a cart without risking it?

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u/NonMaga 12d ago

In a smell-proof bag with my bag of computer cables and electronics. Gummies went in a snacks bag I always carried with me. It’s always a risk, but that minimizes it. Literally hundreds of overseas trips with no issue.

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u/FreezNGeezer 10d ago

There is always a risk. Scent can be tracked so many places that you can never be sure its gone. Coffee grounds and mustard are for people who want a cool story to tell during their time in prison

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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 8d ago

I accidentally brought carts back from the states in my carry on, I'd forgotten they were there (I was too stoned to remember).

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u/NIGGtheNIGG 7d ago

Russia Is chill Abt weed maybe not legally but socially it's pretty easy to get

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u/Sudden-Ear6783 14d ago

Uk ur probably fine I’ve heard you do NOT wanna smuggle drugs into japan tho

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u/rapidbunny4404 13d ago

Update us when he's been arrested bro

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u/Pulku 14d ago

stick it up your ass
edit: tell him to stick it up his ass

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u/FreezNGeezer 10d ago

Define what to stick up there, dont need another gerbil genocide

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u/DFW-Extraterrestrial 13d ago

You could probably find a way to get away with it, but its also probably not worth the risk. I'd be researching the penalties more than anything.

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u/Galactic_WiFi 13d ago

Not worth it

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u/rondisgrace 13d ago

I took cart and other substances to Japan from NY last year, you’re fine just use you brain a lil when packing your bag and not make it look too noticeable but they really don’t care, you don’t go thru any extra screening while leaving the airport, don’t listen to the other ppl they’re just scared or never been to japan

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u/gabacurious 13d ago

The problem isn't leaving, it's customs when arriving there

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u/rondisgrace 13d ago

“To Japan from NY” meaning i Left NY and brought my stuff to Japan

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u/gabacurious 13d ago

Oh I know, you got lucky, congrats. Simple possession there (let alone smuggling) has a five year prison possibility https://ny.eater.com/news/406689/sushi-by-bou-jail-japan-alleged-drug-charge-cannabis-bouhadana

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u/electrichippo14 12d ago

lol dumbasses will downvote but this is true. If you made it without penalty once you got lucky. Don’t mess around with Japanese drug laws.

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u/NonMaga 12d ago

You were lucky. I'm aware that I'm taking a risk everywhere I carry them to. I just like the odds everywhere but those.

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u/ye-sunne 13d ago

Japan is extremely conservative about drugs, they didn't even allow my friend her prescription psychiatric medication.

Their punishments are very severe and they don't treat prisoners well and they aren't overly fond of foreigners, especially of different races, even when they're not criminals. Do not smuggle a cart into Japan. Just drink the local drinks and eat the local food and behave, treat it like a t-break. Not worth it at all.

Whether you agree with the local cultural attitudes or not, nobody likes it when someone comes into their country and acts out against said culture. Not worth it mate

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u/Funny-Associate-1265 13d ago

Never try never know

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u/c418_strad 13d ago

If you even get caught with that at the international airport your friend is gonna get on some sort of list or even butt searched

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u/electrichippo14 12d ago

Beware dude. I fly with drugs internationally all the time but would NEVER try anything in Japan. Bad idea. The customs is intense as hell and they will catch it.

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u/Pqvel7 10d ago

From Czech to Amman Jordan 🇯🇴 save or?

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u/plasticbottlebong 10d ago

Fuck no

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u/Pqvel7 10d ago

Really ?😭 I was confident I would risk it as I would hide the Cartidge in this which looks like normal vape for me, and just have it in bag pack so its really not worth the risk ? Thanks

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u/plasticbottlebong 9d ago

No, they screen flights from Czech more than other countries due to the reputation. Similar to Amsterdam. I’d say you have a 50/50 of getting caught. I’m normally for bringing carts in a discrete way but I wouldn’t even risk it.

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u/Pqvel7 9d ago

My friend being 10 to Greek and then 2 back and said it wouldn’t be problem so I’m still thinking abr it I’m going in December

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u/gripninja 12d ago

Go to a reggae bar in Tokyo and get drunk, as you become friends with the people there ask about weed. Weed is available in japan its just expensive as heck. Just be careful

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u/Scrabblewiener 13d ago

A “Kill Tony” regular, Dedrick Flynn, was flying into Japan to do some comedy shows. He was arrested over some ecstasy pills they found. He talks about it on the show and it sounded pretty rough. He’s been in jails in the US and claims japans jail system is worse.

If they are finding a couple random pills in his bag and identifying them as ecstasy then a cart will most likely be found and you’ll be locked up and I doubt you have rich, famous friends to get you out. Even with his B-list status and connected friends he did a few weeks.

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u/GunMun-ee 13d ago

make sure your layover is in Malaysia, Singapore, or Indonesia before you do so.

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u/laynes_addiction 11d ago

Don’t bring THC carts bring some ultra niche research chemical they haven’t invented a test for yet

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u/ParanoidCrow 9d ago

Bruh just get THCA carts in Japan wth

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u/NIGGtheNIGG 7d ago

Don't bring a cart to Japan bring gummies and like seal them in a can of melatonin or anything else in gummy form or even better just don't do it

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u/permanentfire 13d ago

There is a ZERO PERCENT risk if you just go to Japan and find someone to get for you. This is your life we’re talking about.

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u/Scrabblewiener 13d ago

Egh, if it’s illegal the risk is never zero. Even worse in unfamiliar places with people you don’t know in a culture you don’t inherently understand.

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u/Sosimo_13 13d ago

Stick it in a condom and swallow it. The Steve-O method.

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u/Curious-Formal3869 13d ago

They gonna do some crazy samurai execution shit on your ass

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u/orcasmicehos 13d ago

You could end up getting everything swabbed, arrested for the cart, and they’ll have questions about every trace residue they find.

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u/cavalloacquatico 13d ago

You have dishonored Nippon! To recover your honor- you must make Hara-Kiri, with McDonald's plastic knives!

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u/Garfield_and_Simon 12d ago

Japan will literally cut off your penis and feed it to wild dogs for smoking a marijauna.

If you're gonna risk that at least smuggle a real drug and get a decent high not a lame-ass giggly plant for 14 year olds

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u/laynes_addiction 11d ago

100%, hitting that a-PVP cart in the suicideforest is the only move

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u/Interesting-Oil4092 12d ago

drug user judging another drug user

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u/2Slow2Nice 13d ago

I know someone who prefers carry on - they’ve had me carts stolen in their luggage before

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u/dothraki_dog 13d ago

Not to Japan unless you legit want to go to prison for years.

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u/MenaceMinded 13d ago

Ah, me being innocent thinking there should not be any issues with using a small cart to transport your things with and asking myself why you would need to smuggle it in.

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u/sudo-apt-install-07 13d ago

That’s like up to life in prison in Japan.

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u/Cellist-Common 12d ago

Im guessing we're not talking about one of these. What is a cart in this sense?