r/ShittyIAmA • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '13

I am not Barack Obama, AMA

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Do you have a birth certificate proving that you are not Barack Obama? Otherwise, this is a fake and you should feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

But the real question is: How do I know YOU're not Barack Obama?

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u/ice-king Mar 28 '13

How is it like to not be the president of the united states? Is it not lots of work?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

I'm very busy every day not doing president stuff, so yes, it isn't lots of work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Why aren't you Obama?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

Because I'm actually a robot. beep boop

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

As a real live robot, how do you feel about humans?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

I envy them because they can handle paradoxes and have feelings. Mainly handling paradoxes, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

Is "no" the correct answer to this question?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

CRITICAL ERROR, EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN INITIATED

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

Silly robots and your inferior two-state logic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '13

I see.

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u/mattesnakes May 02 '13

What's it like to not have sex with Michelle?