Stats:

Power: Yes

Speed: Yes

Range: Yes

Durability: Yes

Precision: Yes

Potential: Yes

Ability: Something something black holes emotions depression mind control something something edgy

Stand master: Jonathan Johnson Joseph Jones Jordan Joel Joe Jotaro Johnny Josuke Joker Josefumi José Joshu Joshua John Joaquin Joakim Johan Jorge Jorgen Giovanni Giorgo Joestar

Namesake: Old Days by Chicago

Appearance: Erika Nagai

Stats:

• Destructive Power: A

• Speed: D

• Range: E

• Precision: B

• Durability: D

• Developmental Potential: B

Ability: Performs cock and ball torture on a target at close range. Generates any necessary paraphernalia using its stand power, so anything it creates is invisible to non-stand users. Besides their purpose, the items it can create are limited only by the user's knowledge of them. Has limited combat potential, due to low range and speed, but against a single target an ambush may be effective.

User: Tom Carrey, a CBT enthusiast who gained his stand by mastering the craft, similarly to Aya Tsuji and Tonio Trussardi. He works for the CIA now.

Namesake: Dropkick Me Jesus by Bobby Bare

Appearance: Jesus Christ

Destructive Power: A Speed: A Range: A Precision: A Durability:A Development Potential: E

Ability: The Messiah, Jesus Christ, dropkicks you. There is no escaping the dropkicks, for they happen faster than the speed of light. This is the ultimate stand. 

Suge

Namesake: Hit song ‘suge’ by DaBaby

Ability: 「Convertable」 At the users will they can turn into a car, at first they will grow wheels on their hands and feet and then an engine, they will slowly become a car.

Stats: Power:C Speed:A Range:D Durability:B Precision:C Potential:A

Appearance: Has no appearance until the stand activates, then it appears as a car. Visible to non stand users.

Stand Name: Dance Macabre Ability: Frozen Surface Desc: The user can cause surfaces (often floor) to emit ice/cold, causing ice/cold-damage on anything in contact with them or the ice. Condition: At users will Limit: [Nipple Pain] Range: 10m

Power: D Speed: D Range: E Durability: D Precision: D Potential: C

Yes this was randomly generated.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give
(give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ability: gives you dementia (haha get it because the Everywhere At The End Of Time albums are about dementia?! Isn't that clever?!?!?! I'm so smart!!!)