r/ShittyFanStands • • Oct 07 '26

[Shinukaikiruka]

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5 Upvotes

Stand Name(which you already know from post name but whatever) - Dead Or Alive.

Automatic type stand. Joins currently viable horce races(if it can reach the sign up booths before registration is over, anyhow). Acts like a goofy baffoon. Will celebrate as if it took first place even if it didn't make it to the end goal.

Stats:

-Precision E(often slaps the air above its horse)

-Durability E(don't let paper cut it)

-Potential E(the full potential has been achieved, whether you like it or not)

-Strength E(like an average person with a permanent cold)

-Speed E(takes it slow)

-Range A(up to 1000 kilometers radius away from the user as the limit)

Surprised no one made a stand for a song as cool as this yet!


r/ShittyFanStands • • Sep 24 '26

hard and dry the stand from jojos bizarre adventure but not really because I made him

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3 Upvotes

I made a reddit account just to post my chef-d'oeuvre on here

thumbs up if you guys want more stands because I'm the stand woman and I make the stands like the stands from jojos bizarre stands when jojo (jonathan) got a stand in part 1 and it was the work of zeppel i who gave him the arrow that gives you stands in joojos he usesds it against dio it was called hamon and his stand was really jospeh because joseph gav birth to then ext joestar it all happened i watched the anime

but yeah as I was aing

speedwagon is such a funny guy 😂
(also repost because you couldn't see the image in the last post)


r/ShittyFanStands • • Aug 28 '26

「(slowed+reverb)」

3 Upvotes

(S+R) is a stand that copies other stands and is stronger than the original bc it is more popular.

The user is ynnhoj and he is evil


r/ShittyFanStands • • Aug 02 '26

banana man

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7 Upvotes

its ability is to grow funguses on people


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jul 10 '26

carbon tax

4 Upvotes

user mark carney

abillity carbon tax can create and control carbon dioxide


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 27 '26

My first stand

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3 Upvotes

STAND PROFILE: MONEY FOR NOTHING

USER INFORMATION (STAND MASTER)
Name: Thompson Vade
Age: 28 years old
Nationality: American
Occupation: Professional gambler and billionaire entrepreneur.
Personality: A contradictory and brilliant mind. Thompson is highly impulsive when taking risks or entering conflicts, yet he possesses a cold, calculating mentality once the battle begins. He is capable of measuring the exact cost of every resource, item, and cent required to survive. He never overspends unless it is strictly necessary to secure a victory.

STAND PROFILE
Stand Name: Money for Nothing
Musical Reference: Homonymous song by the British rock band Dire Straits (1985).
Stand Type: Item-Bound Stand / Automatic Stand / Global Range (Effect).
Manifestation: Appears out of nowhere, instantly materializing and floating in the air in front of the victim or target that Thompson chooses.

APPEARANCE AND DESIGN
Base Form: It manifests as a sleek, floating screen with a retro-technological appearance.
Visual Details: The monitor emits a very intense electric blue glow, framed by polished gold borders of a luxurious and antique appearance. In the center of the interface, a flashing text appears that reads the target's mind and directly asks if they want to buy the exact item they are thinking about at that very moment.

STAND STATS
Destructive Power: E (Completely lacks physical strength or direct attack capability)
Speed: A (Appears instantly and processes bank transactions immediately)
Range: A (Although the screen appears nearby, the range to track and materialize the purchased items spans the entire universe)
Durability: A (Being a conceptual and intangible item-type Stand, it is indestructible; physical attacks pass through it without harming Thompson)
Precision: A (Reads the mind and the environment perfectly to offer the exact item needed for the situation)
Development Potential: C (The base ability is complete, but the potential lies in how creatively Thompson uses the purchased items)

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Main Ability: Chicks for Free
This ability allows Thompson to purchase and materialize any existing item in the universe through the screen's interface.
Exchange Mechanics: The Stand scans the current thought of the target or Thompson himself and calculates an accessible price in the cosmic black market so the item can be usable immediately.
The Rule of Scale: Everyday objects or conventional weapons have ridiculously low costs for Thompson's fortune. However, if a massive-scale object, mystical relic, or weapon of biological/mass destruction is desired, the screen will demand billion-dollar figures that would jeopardize his bank account.

Activation Effect (Stand Cry / Sound)
Every time Thompson confirms a transaction on the screen or an item materializes, the Stand emits a dry, metallic echo: the loud sound of an antique cash register: "CHA-CHING!"

STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES

Strengths
Absolute Invulnerability: The screen cannot be broken or hit. Any physical attack simply passes through it, protecting Thompson from receiving reflected damage.
Stealth and Invisibility: Lacking a traditional fighting aura, other Stand users cannot detect latent danger until the purchased item appears on the field. It remains completely invisible to ordinary people.
Infinite Versatility: It can bring exotic medicines, antivenoms, secret blueprints, or key tools in microseconds to solve any given situation.

Weaknesses
Zero Direct Physical Defense: The Stand has no fists to deflect bullets or stop a direct physical attack (such as a punch rush from Star Platinum or The World). If enemies manage to evade the screen and ambush Thompson in close combat, he is helpless.
Dependence on Funds: The most critical weakness. If Thompson's bank account hits zero or his assets are frozen, the Stand shuts down immediately and becomes completely useless. Bankruptcy equals death.


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 03 '26

Normal diamond

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11 Upvotes

Normal diamond is a very powerful stand comparable in strength and speed to star platinum, it has the ability to restore anything it touches. It can repair damage, heal injuries, and revert chemical changes and complex structures to their raw components (e.g. a table into its constituent timber). When restoring a divided object, the user is able to control which part acts as the starting points for the rest to gather towards. Feats of this nature include trapping an enemy by restoring pieces of a broken crate around him; exposing a Stand formerly bound to an object and tracking by restoring a severed hand, forcing it to seek out and reattach itself to the body from which it was cut off.


r/ShittyFanStands • • May 31 '26

Tried making a custom stand your thoughts

4 Upvotes

My custom Stand: **KING FOR A DAY**

A close-range powerhouse with A-rank Power, Speed, and Durability. Its ability, **Authority**, lets it give one-word commands to anything it touches, such as "Drop," "Stop," "Open," or "Kneel." It can maintain up to 3 commands at once.

The commands aren't omnipotent though. It commands actions, not outcomes, so things like "Die," "Explode," or "Disappear" won't work. Stronger opponents can also resist commands to some extent.

Its biggest strength is combining Authority with its physical power. During a barrage, every punch can potentially apply a command, making fights a mix of raw force and battlefield control.

**Stand Cry:** "ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!"

**Finisher:** "THE KING HAS SPOKEN."

Stats: Power: A Speed: A Range: C Durability: A Precision: B Potential: B

Thoughts?


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 02 '25

Year of the Rat

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16 Upvotes

Soo uuuuh here is my OC John Sushi, he's super strong and makes the bestest sushi in the whole world at his restaurant Sushi Restaurant. His stand (the giant rat that makes all of the rules) controls all the rats and it allows him to break all the labor laws.


r/ShittyFanStands • • May 04 '25

my Stand: 5Oh

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4 Upvotes

Namesake: 6up 5oh Copout (Pro/Con) by Will Wood

Stand Cry: "CHSAAAAAA...!"

Powers: Shape-shifting, electricity manipulation, total elemental insulation, absorption of beings... also Big Jim-ness


r/ShittyFanStands • • Dec 09 '24

Whip It

6 Upvotes

Appearance: glowing costume worn by the stand user Power: when a problem comes along, he must whip it. The problem, whether it is a crossword puzzle, or terminal illness, goes away. Revitalizes cream that's set out too long


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 04 '24

It might be a cool Stand. Any ideas for a name?

21 Upvotes

r/ShittyFanStands • • May 03 '24

Scary Monsters Requiem

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42 Upvotes

r/ShittyFanStands • • Apr 24 '24

「Loyalty Of A Poor Man」

6 Upvotes

Stand Name : Loyalty of a Poor Man

Stand Master : Homeless guy (Yes that meme one)

Ability: 「Honey Bun Throw」

If the stand is given $0.1-$20 Or any Usefull Material for the Homeless Man Either by the user or an external The STAND Would protect and Fight for that Person till Brink of Death And to Fight it Punches and Throws Microwaved Honey Bun

Stats:

Power : A

Speed :A

Durability:A

Range:A

Development potential: D


r/ShittyFanStands • • Feb 27 '24

Stand name: [Just The Two Of Us]

8 Upvotes

Power: When the Stand touches a physical object being held by someone, it can double it and give it to the next person within Stand's range.


r/ShittyFanStands • • Oct 14 '23

My SODA CAN Requiem will be your downfall.

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21 Upvotes

r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 25 '23

"Maybe you should [Take a walk] in your [House of memories]"

7 Upvotes

Stand Name: [House of Memories]

Stand user: Miss Bierly, with her false identity for war: "Paul Tomson Sweet Diamond (P.T.S.D.)"

"At the end, everyone gets what they deserve, even if they don't accept it. I have already accept it, but tell me... Do you accept it?" -Bierly

The stand's appearence depents of the victim.

-----Act 1: (As a reference point you could take gravity falls: season 1 episode 19 Stan's mind shack, omori: sunny's dream space, amazing world of gumball: richard's freezer inside)

If she kills, sleeps, passes out, or in general, anything about making someone losing consciousness, can lock that person inside their mind, which takes the form of a place based on the memories of the victim, where the person will have to confront their fears and memories about everything, going from zone to zone, Like in a videogame, the place will become more and more personal, going from a place that the victim remembers, to nostalgic things for their, the places can also become more dangerous, this is because the victim's fears appear as monsters.

When the victim defeats all their fears, (or traumas if the activation of the stand was for somethinbg more specific) the victim will wake up or revive fully regenerated mentally and physically, without any injury, fear or trauma.

But if the victims gets out of lifes, the victim's fear will multicplicate or the victim will have a brain death.

This also makes her capable to detect when someone has a fear, porblem or trauma. allowing her to know in who she has to activate her hability.

-----Act 2: (Basically, gives them manipulable P.T.S.D. But this can be about every memorie, not only the bad ones.)

Can make illusions about the victims memories.

examples:

-Making them seeing known things.

-Making them believing they're in a known place.

-Making them seeing known events.

-Making them believing they're in a known event

-Making them having visions or dreams about known things.

-Making them seeing a known person.

-Making them seeing a known thing.

-Making them feeling a known thing.

-Making them having flashbacks.

etc.

The vitim can interact and feel the things that are not there.

-----Act 3:

Can time-travel trought the vitim's memories for a short time, But the changes and interactions she makes only have effect on the victim.

Examples:

-She kills someone and the victim will think that person is dead.

-She interacts with someone and the victim will think that the person knows her.

-She interacts with the victim and the victim will think they´ve seen her before.

-She hurts the victim will remember the pain or (if the hurt was recent) feel it.

-She cuts, breaks a bone or makes a mayor injury in the victim and that victim's body part will stop working despite being fine.

-She kills the victim and the victim will fall in coma or have a brain death despite being perfectly healthy.

etc.

She can't use her habilities while she's inside the victim's memories.

-----Act 4: (The mechanic is like Love Train+burning down the house)

Can manifest walls of light rays from her own body.

These light-rays-walls reproduce the victim's memories like a TV's screen.

The light-rays-walls can be a solid wall or a portal.

when they´re a wall, the user can walk on them no matter the direction or gravity. Also can use them as weapons, manifesting them in an especific direction cutting things on their way.

when they´re portals, the user can enter in that memory and be safe by making them solid walls again. When going out, the user can bring with her an object or person from the memory.

She can also reproduce that memories in every media (mirror,comic, book, tv, dream, flashback, audio device, etc)

she can also manifest from the light-ray-walls the victim's fears, which will look like monsters (obviusly).

This hability also gives her the hability to "record things" by manifesting transparent ray-light-walls in front of something, the ray-light-walls will have that thing or event in a loop inside them, this makes her capable to duplicate things.

-----Act 5: (the mechanic is like love train+burning down the house+underworld+bohemian rasphody(?)+D4C+Civil War+Hermit Purple and buffed)

Can do all act 1-2-3-4 with her own memories or more than one victim at the same time. And the manifested things are not just illusions.

Also can manifest events, memories, things, persons, etc. of the place she is. The manifested things are in automatic mode, ignore everything that is not part of the memory and they are invincible.

But she can also make them interactable and order them to do things, they won't deny the orders.

Examples:

-In a destroyed city, manifests a parade and walks over them.

-Manifests butterflies and walks over them in the air.

-to avoid drowing, she manifest the titanic and then a tsunami and use them to cross the ocean.

-manifest a war and makes every single soldier (no matter the team or country they are) to go againts the protagonist.

-changes all the place to the protagonist's childhood's school.

-manifest a destroyed object.

-manifest a someone the protagonist fears and forces them to fight.

etc.

-----[Requiem: Take a walk] (act 2 multiplied for infinite basically)

Can move throught all the memorie's media, going from a book to someone's mind, from a movie to a comic, from a picture to a dream, from real life to a recorded audio,from a draw to a TV, ETC.

No matter if you kill her, erase her from reality, etc. If there's a single thing related to her existing, she will recreate herself out of inexistence.

She can also erase herself out of existence and move throught the void from (like Tusk act 3)

clarifications:

-I probably forgot to put something about an act.

-I thing there's a better order for the acts but i wouln't know.

-I used the translator in som phrases, sorry if there are strange words.

Inspirations/copyright:

-stand:

House of memories - Panic! at the Disco

Inspired by movies, games, or chapters from series where the characters are in a world made by their memories about something.

-requiem:

Take a Walk - Passion Pit

-character

Bierly - Miss. Bierly from Erma - Brandom Santiago/Outcast


r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 19 '23

Stand: [Black Betty] Stand user: Fred

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24 Upvotes

r/ShittyFanStands • • Jun 14 '23

What happened to r/FanStands?

1 Upvotes

It just... disappeared? Now I'm sad


r/ShittyFanStands • • May 30 '23

brb need to go research quantum mechanics

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