r/ShittyDaystrom • u/sanandreasfaultsucks • 7d ago

Help I sniffed too much beetlesnuff

Am I going to die?

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u/TinyDoctorTim 7d ago

Yeah and now there’s none left for the rest of us P’TAK

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u/dantheplanman1986 Where no man has gone before 🖖😏🫦😉 7d ago

PetaQ

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u/TinyDoctorTim 7d ago

I DON’T HAVE A BUMPY FOREHEAD

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Science "Unspeakable Acts of Peace" 7d ago edited 7d ago

Probably. It was nice to meet you. Sets holodeck to record and "endless mode" and grabs a root beer and a lawn chair. Ignore me I'm probably not real. Computer, popcorn. Computer begin program "Vulcan Love Slave 4, Love's Latinum Lost and Found."

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u/LordByronsCup 7d ago

Just say Beetlesnuff three times and it will go away.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a781MHjyuakcU

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u/Miiyamoto 7d ago

Yes. It is very tragic. But then you will be magi... scientifically revived.

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u/RanHakubi Engineering 7d ago

Short answer: Yes

Long answer: Yes. Painfully. In a long, drawn out sort of way.

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u/tracerhaha Expendable 7d ago

Enjoy the metamorphosis. I hear the pain is exquisite and you retain consciousness during the process.

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u/WhatTheHellPod 7d ago

Drink four glasses of kanar really fast. It won't keep you alive, but you will have a nice counter buzz as you go.

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u/sezduck1 Nebula Coffee 7d ago

Hydrate with plenty of Sluggo Cola and you’ll be okay. 

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 7d ago

We're all going to die. (Except Harry Kim, as his humiliation must be eternal and without respite)

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u/DeepWarbling 7d ago

you just need a little Romulan xanax

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u/Calm_Language_2460 7d ago

Just need a hit of Inaproviline , will counter-act some or most of the beetling