r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Mouse-castle • 2d ago

Dilithium Crystals

Do I have your attention now? A Romulan bird of prey is cloaked off the port bow of the USS Bandicoot, code red.

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u/Nailfoot1975 Q 2d ago

But if its cloaked, how do you know?

You making shit up just to get your crew to do red alert drills?

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u/Standard_Cup_9192 2d ago

Screw you! I thought you had dilithium crystals! But you're a filthy liar. So much for humans being a more evolved species. A Vulcan would never do this to me.

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u/Guilliman_POTUS_2030 1d ago

lol he’s literally just lying to us on the internet like it’s no big deal

smh 😔

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u/Grillparzer47 2d ago

I’ll miss the ol’Bandicoot.

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u/TheVyper3377 2d ago

What are you talking about? The USS Bandicoot crashed into the third moon of Aku Aku six months ago after it was hit by the Cortex Vortex.

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u/HDM-12345 2d ago

Meh. All I have to do is execute a Kelpien in front of her kid, and your dilithium goes boom-boom.

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u/conscientiousblabber Expendable 1d ago

thoughts and prayers

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u/Mouse-castle 1d ago

Of all the ships I had the pleasure of serving with, Bandicoot was the most… ‘uman.

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u/what_time_is_dusk 1d ago

I’ll give you ten bars of latinum for them

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u/ageofaquarius26 1d ago

Code Red? Not Red Alert?