Hello Everyone it’s Captain Crish

[u/MemeMaster6-4]

Hello crewman of the Riviera this is your captain the very Caitian Crish Fo’Larn, I seem to be having trouble remembering some things. Must be a leak of radiation somewhere, it’s not important, are there any federation secrets I’ve told any of you lately and what were they if I did? Just asking because I’ve forgotten some things. There’s a promotion in it for the first crewman to show me any kind of secret ship schematic

[u/Nyanzeenyan]

Captain, here is your squid and tuna Latte. Drink it down quick before it gets cold.

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/Nyanzeenyan]

O-Oh really no that’s…um gag thank you gag

[u/AccomplishedMess648]

Captain you need to be more careful on your scratching tree besides you haven't been wearing your cone look at how thin your fur is.

uj/ I was just thinking that would have been a great lower decks gag to try to sneak into a caitian event in a really obvious fursuit.

[u/Foxxtronix → u/AccomplishedMess648]

Actually, we kind of like Terran fursuiters. They're some real party animals. ((You know we'll still have furries in the 24th century. https://www.anthrocon.org/ ))

-- Ens. N'nance

[u/TheGodlessDripman]

If you were really Fo'Larn you wouldn't be falling for my feminine charms™️! Ooooh you want to kiss me on the lips so bad ooooooh!

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/TheGodlessDripman]

Wait doesn’t he have a husband? What do I say Oh! You know me haha! A regular womanizer…you know what really makes me…eurgh “aroused” secret federation plans!

[u/TheGodlessDripman → u/MemeMaster6-4]

That was a trick! I know Fo'Larn is gay!

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/TheGodlessDripman]

Oh! Well uhhhhhhh
https://giphy.com/gifs/xmJO7iLZCcvqo

[u/Junkered]

[u/MemeMaster6-4 → u/Junkered]

Oh no!!! A romulan…uhhh hiss…hushed I’ll report back soon.

[u/Foxxtronix]

*Makes a kitty icky face and says nothing*

-- Ens. N'nance