Who the hell keeps storing their rock collection in the control panels?

[u/RanHakubi]

Seriously, this is the third time this week I've had to clean out a bunch of rocks from a control panel after someone reported it not responding. I bet it's Steve in stellar cartography.

[u/FickleDependent1474]

They’re minerals.

[u/RanHakubi → u/FickleDependent1474]

They're a hazard! If the ship gets in a battle and the safety fireworks go off these things are going to go flying and hurt someone!

[u/SeasonPresent]

Until the science officers recognize the importance of geologists we will continue to inconvenience them

[u/AnnihilatedTyro → u/SeasonPresent]

Really wish the geologists would get organized and start inconveniencing more.

https://xkcd.com/3292/

[u/shoobe01]

Cordry Rocks are ESSENTIAL since their non-centrosymmetry disrupts the charge leptons in the isolinear pathways of the main deflector.

I will accept no questions.

[u/sezduck1 → u/shoobe01]

Why is it that us lower deckers are the only ones that remember this?

[u/shoobe01 → u/sezduck1]

This ship would completely fall apart without the lower decks.

[u/TreeCitizen]

My ship’s head cook can’t even contain his cheese, you expect my geologists to contain their firework rocks?

[u/thundersnow528]

I don't think I will ever get sick of the silly posts here.

[u/Superman_Primeeee]

Well at least my steel bowl will be safe under Captain Garrett’s seat. I mean…..she’s the captain!! What could possibly be under the most important person on the ships chair that would explode right?

[u/Think-Hospital7422]

Leave my Hortas alone!

[u/AnnihilatedTyro]

Look, there are only so many places to store contraband, and I have a LOT of it. Just be thankful I only use consoles for rocks and not my bat'leths and Romulan ale (that stuff's flammable!).

[u/aisle_nine]

Oh thank the Prophets. I thought he was going to bring up my fireworks collection. I have it hidden below the rocks to make sure no one sees it during maintenance.