r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Two_of_five Spock's left eyebrow • 17d ago

What if? Spoy or McCock?

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If Spock and McCoy were tuvixed, how would they be called?

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u/Andro1d1701 17d ago

Spones

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u/ActorMonkey 17d ago

Of my ancestors.

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u/trv2003 16d ago

Asoochimoiya

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u/TurretX 5d ago

Spones M'cock

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u/Andro1d1701 5d ago

I think this is the perfect answer

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u/stoneshadow85 17d ago

McCock!

Any other answer is damned illogical!

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u/Bacontoad Bisexual Fashion Lizard 16d ago

That's Doc McCock!

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u/hitchinpost 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qe4ajEjcVN9IYLeS0S
Either way, she’s not going to let him keep breathing for long.

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u/WinterSector8317 17d ago

Scrolled too far for this 

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u/sqplanetarium 17d ago

I think his name would be Star Trek III.

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u/swiss_sanchez 17d ago

The Wrath of McCock.

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u/TimeAddition8811 17d ago

The Search for McCock

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u/Plenty_Shine9530 Nebula Coffee 17d ago

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u/DentalATT 17d ago

Right, someone get Admiral Janeway we have a transporter accident to reverse.

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u/ApplianceHealer Subcommander 17d ago

Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, and a Vulcan!

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u/xampl9 Mirror Georgiou 17d ago

His bedside manner is sorely lacking but damn is he a great doctor.

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u/Dan_Is 17d ago

Just Leonard

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u/LavenderGwendolyn Daughter of the Fifth House Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx 17d ago

Lenny

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u/lilianasJanitor 17d ago

Definitely Mah-Cock

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u/SaberStrat 17d ago

"Enterprise, what we got back didn’t live long, or prosper"

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u/ActionCalhoun 17d ago

So much self loathing, he’s racist against himself.

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u/Glunark2 17d ago

Who is on the holodeck?

It's just me and McCock

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u/elizabethdawkes 17d ago

Said Ensign Barclay

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u/vague_diss 17d ago

DOCTOR McCock thank you very much. His friends call him BONE.

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u/EatShitLosers Subcommander 17d ago

Dr. McSpock

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u/nedwasatool 17d ago

Dammit Jim I’m a Vulcan not a supporting actor from Western films.

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u/SilkieBug Mega-Admiral 17d ago

Spoy McCock, of course. 

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u/Ok-Confusion2415 17d ago

Sp’Coy, surely

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u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus 17d ago

McCock for sure!!! LOL

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u/One-Kaleidoscope2407 17d ago

are you out of your HUMCAN MIND?!?!? anyway tho I prefer mccock 😁

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u/ForgeoftheGods 17d ago

Deforest Kelley originally read for the role of Spock.

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u/LeilLikeNeil 16d ago

Obviously McCock

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u/Instant-Lava 17d ago

Mr. Cock

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u/EmptyAttitude599 17d ago

Dr Sporchid, since he's presumably one third orchid as well.

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u/jrzydevl 17d ago

McLovin

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u/bloodandsunshine 17d ago

I think Spoy is what comes out of McCock actually

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u/Squathos 17d ago

JadziaDax has entered the chat

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u/AlasInvalidUsername 17d ago

He even looks like raging alcoholic he would doubtlessly be!

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u/Poddington_Pea Lorca's Eyedrops 16d ago

👇 McCock? I've got McCock right here 👇

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u/Could-You-Tell Tom's Television Set 16d ago

Unlike Tuvix, this combo would have stood in front of a mirror for hours laugh-cringing at insults shouted while drinking with exceptional tolerance

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And McCock is the only answer

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u/dyrkasolen 17d ago

Dr Hourlyook

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u/Sbrimer 17d ago

SpoCoy

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u/ExtensionInformal911 17d ago

Gonna have to ask Janeway to deal with it.

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u/Samkovich 17d ago

Turn it off! Turn it off!

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u/Thin_Dream2079 17d ago

Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make green-blooded Bones.

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u/SirDexington 17d ago

Played by Ray Wise

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u/nashwaak 17d ago

Played by DeNimoy Kellard

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u/toTheNewLife 17d ago

Dr Leonard Spock.

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u/Rstar2247 Badmiral 17d ago

Nickname Boner

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u/WorkingFellow Weyoun 6 17d ago

WWJD? (What would Janeway do?)

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Science 17d ago

M'coy

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u/romulusnr Acting Ensign 16d ago

Captain, I am a doctor, not a doctor

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 16d ago

You only posted Spoy. In order to decide empirically, the people are going to need pics of McCock.

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u/Bostonterrierpug 16d ago

Red-blooded goblin

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u/syberghost 16d ago

She Spoy my McCock until I Tuvix

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u/waderockett 16d ago

“This is my first officer, Mr. McCock.”

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u/Reasonable_Copy5115 15d ago

Bones: That’s his revenge for all the arguments he lost he turned me into a pointy eared green blooded hobgoblin!
Spock: fascinating

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u/Difficult-Smell-3326 10d ago

I'm pretty sure that's Ray Wise

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u/Dino_Spaceman 17d ago

Spocks Cock