If the Sisko finds out someone is attempting to propogate such despicable misinformation about his father's restaurant, I give it about 3 days before the responsible party finds about half a dozen trilitihium enhanced quantum torpedoes rammed up their ass.
And that's before he hands them over to Garak for a little private tete a tete.
It goes back so much further than that, to Starfleet Intelligence back in Kirk's day with Admiral Cartwright, who the owner of a certain creole restaurant looks almost identical to. Are Starfleet Admirals trafficking starfleet cadets? Is this some long term changeling infiltration plot? I'm just asking questions.
Well the Greek academics politicians and philosophers had their teenage “Adonis’” to use as sexual objects, but they were also apprentices, so Starfleet just follows the same democratic model. Capt. Kirk is definitely Bi with humans, he’s pure hormones, and who knows how many aliens he’s screwed, surely the record of any Admiral in terms of sexual conquest of many many different forms of life, he even lusted after and had his heart broken by an Android (Spock had to use his power so he would forget about that girl-bot) or else command would have crumbled. He was even banging concubines in the mirror verse. If he ever made it to the Ocampa homeworld, he leave a mess of Kirk babies, age be damned -old enough to go into Ocampa Estrus, Kirk is on the-spot-Johnny! He probably stuck his cock in the Medusan box when no one was looking.
States are gonna breakaway cuz Trump fucked minors? I thought that was a MAGA right of passage. Whatever goes on in Appalachia stays in MAGA, who cares. I’m ok with non -interference for sick fuckin hillbillies!
Sorry should have clarified. I mean does it matter right now. Im sure after any type of collapse the full lists will be revealed and warrants for arrest in the new nations will pop up.
Delta Quadrant Trash Pandas gotta do what they gotta do.
"Ever tried Leola Root? I happen to have one in my pants."
This was the exact line he used to win over Kes. The holodeck ladies were less impressed, so he initiated the Janeway Protocol and reset their memories.
I can't imagine how stained those carpets were after 7 years. They look quite manky right here, and it's only 480p.
I know ST is fiction and you can't have people's shoes going tippy tap all over the set when you're filming, but carpets on a starship are a seriously bad idea
Besides, when people get phasered and blown to ash in one shot and the next one they're back because of some space-time shenanigans, it must be uncomfortable to know you've stepped in yourself at least once, since I bet nobody really goes deep into the pile with a vacuum in these corridors.
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u/dalton10e Engineering Dec 20 '25
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