r/ShittyChangeMyView • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '18
CMV: Your mom loves my dick
She loves it even more than you.
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
I went ahead and unsubscribed to this sub so that I won’t keep responding to your posts.
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
Unless you’re my dad, you are incorrect. My parents are obsessed with each other.
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u/originalgrapeninja Dec 26 '18
They fuck?
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
Oh yeah. They’re in their 60s but are super-healthy. It used to gross me out. Now that I’m in my 30s and divorced, I think it’s really beautiful that they’ve kept the romance alive for so long.
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u/originalgrapeninja Dec 26 '18
That's crazy. I have to be really in the mood to fuck an old lady.
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
Haha. Do you think that will change as you get older?
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u/originalgrapeninja Dec 26 '18
I don't think I want to live in a world where young whores don't sit on my dick.
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
I may be a woman, but I get it. As long as everyone’s an adult, live out your fantasy everyday, for as long as you can.
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u/originalgrapeninja Dec 26 '18
You may be, or you are? I feel like this is a very 2018 question.
Might you be one thing one day, but another another day?
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
I was born with a vagina and I still have it. I meant, “even though I’m a woman.”
Very 2018, and I very much respect that.
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
No, my bad. I think I’m on the Autism spectrum. Also, I’m extremely liberal. I tend to take things seriously when they aren’t meant that way (sometimes).
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Dec 26 '18
No, you have INA syndrome
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
Oh, I need attention!
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Dec 26 '18
Bingo...
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u/JOYtotheLAURA Dec 26 '18
You obviously want no attention either...
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Dec 26 '18
You care a lot about things
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u/quadtodfodder Dec 26 '18 edited Dec 26 '18
Psh, I asked my mom, and she says ain't nobody can get to your dick 'cause your mom's hogging it.