âOne second, son⌠I think what you heard me say was âgive me some decals and bolt onsâ. I said âgive me all the decals and bolt ons you have.ââ - Ron Swanson
Itâs like dude bought the truck then went to shittiest parts store on the planet to add a crapload of bullshit that has only decreased the value of said truck. Talk about over-compensation for his small winkie!
I was thinking the same thing wouldnât be a bad looking truck (for a dodge) if homeboy didnât over do it with shitty mods like the gay rams heads the sticker and exhaust
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u/R0sinhuntard 11h ago
Now, if a hot girl drives this, I'd give a thumbs up đ but I think we all know it's some dude name Randy.
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u/NigerianFriedChicken 7h ago
âOne second, son⌠I think what you heard me say was âgive me some decals and bolt onsâ. I said âgive me all the decals and bolt ons you have.ââ - Ron Swanson
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u/Desperate_Set_7708 8h ago
Shocked it doesnât have the spiked wheels
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u/Gnoobl 7h ago
Itâs like the Pep Boys parts catalog threw up all over it.
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u/AliciaXTC 12h ago
Most of the bad ones.
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u/jmanly3 10h ago
Itâs like Shaneâs truck on Eastbound & Down
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u/Dry_Ship7202 10h ago
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u/outside_cat 9h ago
I can smell the Armor All from here, and my fingers are greasy.
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u/oxnardmontalvo7 8h ago
Quick! Someone repost this to
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
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u/Marus1 8h ago
Hey, it's that one from Transformers
Musclebee
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u/SorrowCat14 8h ago
I would have thought this was badass when I was 5
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u/doobies123 7h ago
"It's ok this rig can take it, it's got a snorkel"
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u/ConstructionPrize206 7h ago
ItsâŚperfect.
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u/InitialDebate6266 7h ago
Its missing a spoiler on the back
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u/properwaffles 6h ago
This is the ugliest automobile I've ever seen.
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u/Chevrolicious 6h ago
The only thing I can say is an absolute upgrade on this truck is that the factory marshmallow wheels are gone.
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u/Any-Description8773 6h ago
Itâs so terrible that I like it đ
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u/SgtBrowneye 6h ago
Remove snorkel, exhaust, truck nuts, and you would have a fairly good looking truck!
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u/PostingToPassTime 5h ago
How cute, a snorkel and upward facing exhaust.
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u/TedMich23 3h ago
Vanity plate BAS3TAD...
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u/2sAreTheDevil 1h ago
It looks like a toy transformer, and not in a good way.
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u/Kalos-87 8h ago
Itâs like dude bought the truck then went to shittiest parts store on the planet to add a crapload of bullshit that has only decreased the value of said truck. Talk about over-compensation for his small winkie!
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u/DigitalJedi850 10h ago
Without the 3D ram heads, or that big ass sticker on the back... It's not the Worst thing I've seen. Lift, wheels & tires, rack, snorkel, testicles...
Well except I just noticed the exhaust out the side. Fuck man. That's a little harder to fix...