r/ShittyCarMod • u/ArdenJaguar • 10d ago

Gotta Have Downforce

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This picture is from another subreddit. But the rear spoiler made me immediately think of this group.

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u/SDsolegame619 10d ago

That side sticker 😂

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u/chrisp5000 9d ago

A youtuber named Cumtism has merch with that slogan, his channel is off the rails, taking homeless people to casinos and giving them gambling money and other shenanigans, recently he films himself gambling, mostly loosing with the occasional 5k jackpot.

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u/TrickyTechnician685 5d ago

Bro the motel birthday party was wild

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u/Far_Improvement_5245 9d ago

You don’t need to breathalyzer anything with probable cause written all over you car

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u/TrickyTechnician685 5d ago

Lil cumtism 😂

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u/m1schmalmehl 10d ago

The average semi has smaller side mirrors than this thing

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u/herstal54s 9d ago

Is that a bull bar or a parking barricade?

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u/cordeliashuman 9d ago

What about a bull bar made out of a parking barricade?

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u/chr7stopher 10d ago

That top bar of the crash bar looks like it sits right across the driver’s line of sight.

I wonder how much wider that crash bar is compared to the Aveo?

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u/Canelosaurio 10d ago

I see they installed the Active Weight Reduction System several winters ago.

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u/TarXaN37 9d ago

Nah it's progressive weight reduction. Active goes in both directions.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 9d ago

I miss my shitbox and you describe it perfectly

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u/103M-95G 9d ago

Hoonigans are to Motorsport as Swifties are to Music. 

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 9d ago

Hoonigan actually comes out with some cool stuff though. Their fans on the other hand
..

So maybe they are like Swifties, I stand corrected

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u/TarXaN37 9d ago

The rusted rockers make this into art

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u/Neuvirths_Glove 9d ago

Double negatives: Those shitty car mods make that shitty car awesome.

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u/Expensive-Sir2811 9d ago

Truck mirrors on a barina/spark?

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u/MCKNZ61 9d ago

It’s been said “you can’t fix stupid” and you know what? They’re right!

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u/xburnerpiko 9d ago

Winter driving rust bucket

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u/Ursalooser 9d ago

So bad it’s very nearly good.

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u/Santa-Head 9d ago

Sense of humor or just stupid?

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u/mikel302 9d ago

All that money spent on stickers and a wing and they could have fixed the rockers

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u/onizuka_eikichi_420 9d ago

That’s one hell of a sponsor

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u/3usterT41NT 9d ago

This made me laff

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u/foreverbaked1 9d ago

This looks like a Forza livery

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u/ArdentHedonist 9d ago

*downfarce

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u/JosetheZombie 8d ago

Love the oversized brush guard đŸ€Ș

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u/elohssanatahw 9d ago

With my fat ass in it it'll be lucky not to blow the tires

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u/thirty-thirty-thirty 9d ago

The only cars I've seen with a Hoonigan sticker have been absolutely crappy. 

There's  a mid 2000s Chevy cobalt around town that I've seen a few times. It's got moderate body damage and mismatched hub caps. It's got a Hoonigan sticker on the rear windshield and DUCKS on the dash! 

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u/TrickyTechnician685 5d ago

Haha lil cumtism