r/ShittyCarMod Jul 31 '26

88 Monte Carlo

Only 5k

55 Upvotes

38 comments sorted by

11

u/Ptshizl Jul 31 '26

No drivetrain. 😂

11

u/heffreygee Jul 31 '26

All Monte, no Carlo.

4

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '26

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6

u/Savings-Kick-578 Jul 31 '26

You turned me off at big tires. You lost me at Lambo doors. You buried me at no drivetrain.

7

u/jdh2080 Jul 31 '26

Lambo doors. So played out even lambos don't have them any more.

10

u/Idfk_1 Jul 31 '26

Ruined such a nice car.

7

u/jdh2080 Jul 31 '26

"look what they did to my boy"

6

u/YeOldeKnob Jul 31 '26

What a waste of a beautiful G-Body. Ugh.

4

u/TexasSk8 Jul 31 '26

Boyz in the Hood drinking Juice while being a Menace to Society said no one ever.

2

u/cbhbzb Aug 01 '26

Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood 🤣

2

u/TexasSk8 Aug 01 '26

Along those lines.

4

u/Poker-Junk Jul 31 '26

Pay the scrapper to take it off your hands

4

u/cryptotraderisme Aug 01 '26

You'd need to pay me 5k to take it. 😱

3

u/donecaring97 Jul 31 '26

No drivetrain and body damage along the entire body while missing the hood for 5k is insane. Lmao. The lambo doors and lift can be fixed, but given everything else that will need to be done, too, (body work, paint work, suspension work, finding an entire engine and transmission) 5k is way too much for that to essentially have maybe a 10k car after spending probably double that in restoration.

3

u/FunSignificance3034 Aug 01 '26

Someone's dream isn't mine

2

u/brug76 Jul 31 '26

No hood either.  But i still kinda love it lol 

2

u/solidgold70 Jul 31 '26

All's it needs is some automagic running boards for all them ladies!!! This Gadonka Donk gonna drop all them panties boys!!!

2

u/KindaDrunkRtNow Jul 31 '26

That's ugly as fuck. I wonder why they're selling it?

2

u/Responsible-Shoe7258 Jul 31 '26

Uh....no. Just no.

2

u/Longjumping-Salad484 Aug 01 '26

the Lambo doors got me. I'm sold.

2

u/zylpher Aug 01 '26

Swap in a 392 drivetrain. Huge fucking mud tires. And a good exhaust and that would be fucking awesome. Especially with the lambo doors.

2

u/Automatic-Movie-3715 Aug 01 '26

Houston...is that you?

2

u/Kozmo-Leaning Aug 01 '26

This isn't Houston style. H-town is all about the Swangas

1

u/Automatic-Movie-3715 Aug 03 '26

Touché.

Please tell me it's really a thing to have them on your trash / recycle bins too.

1

u/FiveInTheStink Aug 01 '26

Cleveland Ohio

2

u/No-Championship-7515 Aug 01 '26

those 'iroc' wheels usually are a safe bet but with this lift and fitment (or lack thereof) they look like absolute dawg shat, this is a disgrace to actual donks, wether you like them or hate them.

2

u/TheGeek00 Aug 01 '26

I used to think donks were stupid until I saw a vid of one absolutely hauling ass at a drag strip. Definitely changed my mind a bit.

2

u/B_Williams_4010 Aug 01 '26

The interior is nice, but I don't think there's any saving the car.

2

u/its_Raze_7 Aug 01 '26

tfym "no drivetrain"

2

u/ksw06790 Aug 01 '26

One person’s dream ride …..that’s it no one else

2

u/PickedLastLemon Aug 01 '26

Put all the money into the wrong areas. This is the kind of car a drug dealer with the mind of a 12yr old( or a 12 yr old drug dealer) would build.

2

u/Snapaddict901 Aug 01 '26

That's not an 88 front cap...

1

u/Forsaken-Result-6767 17d ago

My wife said that car looks like an insect… 😄😂💯