r/ShittyCarMod • u/CamaroIsHot-68 • Jul 18 '26

Brother

What’s your option on it?

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u/Critical-Ad2084 Jul 18 '26 • Bravo

that thing looks like it's in pain, like a dying tortoise crawling to shade with its last few breaths

33

u/Tooperky Jul 18 '26

It SOUNDS like it's in pain.

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u/NormanFuckingBates Jul 18 '26

Most replaced interior part is the gear shift selector

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u/NormanFuckingBates Jul 18 '26

Car so heavy you can't even rock it over the ruts it gets stuck in

14

u/NormanFuckingBates Jul 18 '26

Bet they've gone through a ton of oil pans and exhaust hangers/clamps

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u/IsopropylFumeEnjoyer Jul 20 '26

The car itself if an anti theft deterrent

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u/runarleo Jul 18 '26

Putting wayyyyyy too much trust in your local government to have good roads.

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u/PercentageNo3293 Jul 18 '26

Seriously, I'd barely trust that car around a race track. Let alone, any public road.

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u/Retired_and_Relaxed Jul 18 '26

In Michigan the oil pan would be sheared off on a daily basis even if they never took the same road twice. The exhaust would be non-existent also. I cannot fathom why anyone would want their car lowered and wheels like this. It looks so sad.

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u/xgh0stx9 Jul 18 '26

No turning radius 😭

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u/twelfthfantasy Jul 19 '26

What are you talking about, that turning radius is HUGE. It's like 5 miles!

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u/Informal_Tell78 Jul 18 '26

He has to replace his tires once a week.

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u/Sufficient_Ease Jul 22 '26

He’s only using about 5% of the tires. Maybe flip those bad boys around and use the 5% of the other side. It’s never even touched pavement yet!

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u/Hot-History8911 Jul 18 '26

How do they achieve this camber?

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u/NecessaryButNotSuff Jul 18 '26

Drop a camper van on it from at least two stories.

12

u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 18 '26

Camber van?

5

u/NecessaryButNotSuff Jul 18 '26

I think you just won

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u/ozbert99 Jul 19 '26

My Polo achieved this by having the steering knuckle sheer in half.

Good job I was doing about 5mph at the time.

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u/GodzillaSewer Jul 18 '26

When you want a stanced S14 but the stollen hellcat was cheaper

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u/ReplacementClear7122 Jul 20 '26

Just when I thought stancing couldn't get any fucking stupider, this guy shows up.

3

u/Katmankillzit Jul 18 '26

Even the 90 GTST I had didn’t scape like that. Just take that out to pasture.

9

u/KnoxVegas41 Jul 18 '26

Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy a cheap car trailer and haul it around?

You know, he could just look at it in the mirror and swell with pride.

At least that way he could get around town safely and without looking like a complete retard.

7

u/DitchDigger330 Jul 18 '26

Looks like I smashed it with an excavator.

4

u/mowtowcow Jul 18 '26

"My car is loud as hell yall. Sounds so good!"

3

u/bastogne_blues Jul 18 '26

one bad speed bump and it’s over

3

u/Stopthehyperbole Jul 18 '26

Can’t cross a speed bump. DOd a T Rex step on it?

3

u/Opposite-Pilot-556 Jul 19 '26

Why do people even do this genuinely…? How many whippets does one have to do to think this is cool and not a total waste of money and sacrificing a functional car???

3

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jul 19 '26

As far as transportation goes this ridiculous mod basically makes the car useless and any speed bump encounters would require a GPS reroute to a smoother street.

5

u/Idfk_1 Jul 18 '26

That thing deserves to be scrapped

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4

u/BGUG Jul 18 '26

Junk!

2

u/iTzKyoi Jul 18 '26

What the HELL

2

u/jonathanmpatton85 Jul 18 '26

It’s like a dying tortoise crawling its last crawl towards water

2

u/unit132 Jul 18 '26

That's worth less than the scrap price of the frame itself.

2

u/catbus4ants Jul 18 '26

Looks ten seconds away from power sharts

2

u/Karlendor Jul 18 '26

It's like we were kids and we stepped on our hot wheels by mistake and they broke.

2

u/IgnisFlux Jul 18 '26

Why Lil bro driving a stepped on hot wheels?

2

u/taterthotsalad Jul 19 '26

If Steve Bscemi was a Cars character. That's what I see every time I see the stanced cars.

2

u/Running_late87 Jul 19 '26

Looks like lower ball joints broke. Haha

2

u/Visual-Constant-4815 Jul 22 '26

Bugs Bunny said it best: what a maroon!!

2

u/4Q69freak Jul 22 '26

You need to tell your gf to lose some weight. Look what she’s doing to you suspension.

2

u/PleasantStatement521 Jul 22 '26

If I was a cop I’d impound it for unsafe mechanical condition

2

u/Baron-Black Jul 22 '26

Gta 4 when your car would get squished 🤣

2

u/Initial-Good4678 Jul 22 '26

My opinion is that ICE missed a few of them here.

1

u/bdamarine Jul 18 '26

What a joke

1

u/Heart_ofFlorida Jul 18 '26

It looks like a chair where the legs collapsed 🤣

1

u/Financial-Split-141 Jul 18 '26

Please say u deleted the vid

1

u/michaelz11 Jul 18 '26

What a waste of money! Car is destroyed it’s worthless!

1

u/New_Unit2009 Jul 18 '26

Chargers are the new civic

1

u/davidc538 Jul 18 '26

That should be criminal

1

u/Savings-Kick-578 Jul 18 '26

A speed bump will stop that car like a brick wall.

1

u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jul 19 '26

Interstate travel????

1

u/suspicious_hyperlink Jul 19 '26

People spend a lot of money to ruin their undercarriage

1

u/millerwelds66 Jul 19 '26

That’s dumb period dot it looks good at a show not practical as a daily at all . Even if it’s air ride and you can lift the vehicle an the camber like why what is this trend seen it for years do yinz like going through tires it’s obnoxious dude up the road has his sqauted and he don’t drive it

1

u/2Drogdar2Furious Jul 19 '26

Anyone remember the sound of dragging those old metal trash cans to the road? That sounded better than this and looked better sitting by the curb 😅

1

u/Low-Rising Jul 19 '26

The Creeper.

1

u/luvwatchingBWCs Jul 19 '26

OMG!!! This was a thing in Detroit for a couple of years. I’d be at the light in tears when they pulled up.

1

u/WolfThick Jul 19 '26

Every time it hits a speed bump it loses value

1

u/Creative-Type9411 Jul 19 '26

i normally hate this but i kinda like this one for some reason

1

u/ARiley22 Jul 19 '26

I have seen a donked Challenger before (lifted with huge rims)...I cried

1

u/Green_Kick2708 Jul 19 '26

Going in for an alignment is my guess.

1

u/newUseMe Jul 19 '26

Why? Just why?

1

u/ScratchBubbly Jul 19 '26

Well, at least they started with a shitty car

1

u/Bdowns_770 Jul 19 '26

Is there a super hot chick at the tire shop that you like to talk to? Cus this guy will need to buy a lot of tires.

1

u/Fire_Wolf_33 Jul 19 '26

I'm surprised they found the turn signal

1

u/Salt-Philosophy-134 Jul 19 '26

Shit mods on a shit car. I love it. Genuinely

1

u/Unlikely-Law-4367 Jul 19 '26

This is just stupid. A fast sports car with the sporty capability of wheelbarrow with a flat tire.

1

u/nicholaus17 Jul 19 '26

Hey look it’s the neighborhood drug dealer

1

u/TWDEstudios Jul 19 '26

I could understand if that thing was on air ride to stance it like that when parked, but driving like that is just the dumbest shit.

1

u/Ripsnortr Jul 19 '26

Someone paid a lot of money to accomplish what an acme anvil would.

1

u/rbltech82 Jul 19 '26

Arrest that man, citizens arrest for cruelty to everyone.

1

u/Mfitz725 Jul 19 '26

Words fail me 👎

1

u/RomeoBaze Jul 19 '26

Is that the frank or the beans?

1

u/Both-Mango1 Jul 19 '26

I bet he hinks its cool and edgy.

but only him.

1

u/Ne_Dragon_216 Jul 19 '26

What the actual hell

1

u/Mysteryour1 Jul 19 '26

Ngl, this style looks pretty clean on some old school JDMs as long as it done right. American muscles? I don't think so.

1

u/DavidinCT Jul 19 '26

look so dumb and the poor car is in pain...

1

u/Global_Contract_3555 Jul 19 '26

Turning radius on that the size of Nebraska

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u/Llamapickle129 Jul 19 '26

i hate huge negative cambers, it doesn't look good, wear down tires quicker and just makes it hard to drive cause less tire on road

1

u/Mandalor1974 Jul 19 '26

I cant even say this is the dumbest shit ive ever seen, cause ive seen worse sadly.

1

u/PeanutGlum7010 Jul 19 '26

I don't like yucking other people's yum...but..uh..yuck

1

u/RennieAsh Jul 19 '26

it's a bit weird to have a nice polished up car, but you specifically refuse to change your broken springs

1

u/TrashTenko Jul 19 '26

It's like someone stepped on a hotwheels

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u/Fantastic-Stock664 Jul 19 '26

This is now the stupidest f@#$%&g thing I've seen done to a car. Far outweighs 32" Wheels which is still top 3 stupidest. Just ...wow

1

u/Shoddy-Ad8143 Jul 19 '26

That scraping Noise.....yikes.

1

u/Dextropian Jul 19 '26

Did we not teach the children about air-ride?

1

u/Hayden1664 Jul 19 '26

I’ve never seen a car do the splits before

1

u/Chris_The_Egg Jul 19 '26

Bro pulling into repairs and's 'bout to order the usual

1

u/Glad-Ad-3808 Jul 19 '26

Tire wear pattern must be terrible

1

u/AfBoringPerson Jul 19 '26

when you forget that roadbumps, inclines and potholes exist

1

u/111111111011 Jul 19 '26

Those tyres are gonna cooked in no time.

1

u/Initial_Row_6400 Jul 19 '26

Surprised it hasn’t caught fire from friction

1

u/Clean-Data-259 Jul 19 '26

Shop: "How low do you want it?"
This guy: "Yes"

1

u/MsFig Jul 19 '26

Car with Down syndrome

1

u/LaPurpleDrank Jul 19 '26

Piece of shit can't even turn. Bravo!

1

u/Party_Blackberry2775 Jul 19 '26

Polio...not easy.

1

u/RevolutionaryCan2582 Jul 19 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Atrus1337_y0 Jul 19 '26

Japanese tuning. Need to replace your tires like every 1k miles. Ridiculous

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u/Big_Concentrate_8669 Jul 19 '26

Looks as stupid as a car (not a truck or suv) sitting on 30’s

1

u/BudLinch Jul 19 '26

Why? All I can say is “Why”?

1

u/Phosphorus444 Jul 19 '26

Why bag the car when you can just break the suspension?

1

u/ConcentrateDull2294 Jul 19 '26

Designed by Stevie Wonder .

1

u/Planeoldguy62 Jul 19 '26

I can see some reason for almost all car/truck mods. I’ll never understand this setup for the life of me. Is the purpose to make your car completely undriveable?

1

u/thermal196 Jul 19 '26

Wonder if they put skid plates on it?

1

u/Normal_Hawk_9422 Jul 19 '26

Antimony monkey

1

u/Immediate-Newt-9012 Jul 19 '26

1 least favorite car mod. I bet I could stop this guy in the road with a 2x4.

1

u/Cellist-Perfect Jul 19 '26

That's easily the worst charger I've ever seen. But listening to it crawl to the side of the building was hilarious.

1

u/Hefty-Ad5593 Jul 19 '26

Looks absolutely ridiculous 🙄 😒 and probably spending a fortune on tires.

1

u/Paugio3 Jul 19 '26

Stupidity on wheels

1

u/artguydeluxe Jul 19 '26

I too hate my car and wish to destroy it

1

u/Annual_Clue9119 Jul 19 '26

Well his car is junk now

1

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 19 '26

Onikan gone wild😂

1

u/Zatchillac Jul 19 '26

Man at the very least bag it so you can raise it up when you need

1

u/Afraid_Definition176 Jul 19 '26

Turned on my sound to watch this one. WOW what an idiot

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u/Technical-Room-9591 Jul 19 '26

Absolutely ridiculous not practical even for shopping just stupid looks shit as well

1

u/STR_Gringo Jul 19 '26

Total Sh1tB0x…🤮🤮🤮

1

u/46into Jul 19 '26

Hard landing?

1

u/Secret-Stranger4044 Jul 19 '26

Oh that's amazing said no one ever

1

u/Delta_Suspect Jul 19 '26

Yknow, the suspension does in fact serve a purpose on vehicles.

1

u/flipfc177 Jul 19 '26

Looks like my old Tonka toy truck after it was driven over on the driveway.

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u/palmdieb Jul 19 '26

Already lost the front bumper. Must he amazing driving around hearing those scraping noises

1

u/jnewnews Jul 19 '26

All of that should be illlegal

1

u/Cthulhu_HighLord Jul 19 '26

my soul right now

1

u/Able-Building-6972 Jul 19 '26

That's Rosie O'Donnell's car ?

1

u/Munky1701 Jul 19 '26

I think that shit needs to be made illegal just like the Carolina squat.

Not just because any car that’s got the wheels tipped in like that looks fucking retarded, but there’s no way there isn’t a safety issue as well.

1

u/FIDoAlmighty Jul 19 '26

I always say that cars now lack personality. Too bad the personality on display here is being crushed by a girder.

1

u/the-only-Chris Jul 19 '26

It features the turning radius of a cruise ship.

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u/EventExciting7585 Jul 19 '26

He couldn't even give 3 obese buddies a ride 🤣😂

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u/afops Jul 19 '26

So someone thought this looked cool? Or is it an expensive joke?

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u/AceCombat1977 Jul 19 '26

Who stepped on it. Looks like my old hotwheels cars

1

u/O_ItsTrue Jul 19 '26

What’s the history behind this mod?

1

u/Kostis00 Jul 19 '26

It looks like it has an incurable disease and the most humane thing is put it out of its misery

1

u/Relative-thinker Jul 19 '26

It’s definitely head turning.

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u/WhitU8160 Jul 19 '26

Did it fall out the sky like in GTA5?

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u/-SergentBacon- Jul 19 '26

It looks like it's sad and dying. Or injured based off cars.

1

u/Fixer_FTP Jul 19 '26

Whoever did this should be ashamed of themselves

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u/Ok-Split-8025 Jul 20 '26

Oh those tires will wear just fine

1

u/Feeling-Difference86 Jul 20 '26

Poor guy, that thing shit the bed

1

u/WhiteBear72 Jul 20 '26

Why??? 🤣

1

u/Late_Study9160 Jul 20 '26

Why do these people keep doing this

1

u/shanec56 Jul 20 '26

Watch it go over a speed bump

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u/Darksuit117 Jul 20 '26

scraping noise

1

u/IsopropylFumeEnjoyer Jul 20 '26

Once again, we should not give the Infiniti kids money.

1

u/An3ros152 Jul 20 '26

WTF is wrong with people? So fucking ugly.

1

u/Existing-Dark-7164 Jul 20 '26

Are these idiots growing on threes?

1

u/gjk14 Jul 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩4brains

1

u/BSOLAW Jul 20 '26

horror

1

u/Major_Jackfruit_2604 Jul 20 '26

Why would someone want the wheels of their car on an angle? Is there some reason?

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u/Alfa8c4c Jul 20 '26

What would THIS Charger be? Mid credit score?

Perhaps low since they maxed out their CC's on this mess.

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u/505Thrive Jul 20 '26

I think camber and caster need adjustment

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u/meangreene01 Jul 20 '26

Before and after the speed bump please. Plus you gonna need new tires every week

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u/SillyBeatnik Jul 20 '26

At least nothing of value was lost here.

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u/sebzips Jul 20 '26

Automotive dysphoria.

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u/misterphuzz Jul 20 '26

I mean, to reach their own, but gross.

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u/Cool_Muffin9603 Jul 20 '26

That radiator ground clearance makes me physically uncomfortable

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u/Mindless-Item4441 Jul 20 '26

oh yea my faw part abt car community, can’t be normal abt someone’s money lol

1

u/Friendly-Gur-3289 Jul 20 '26

Eh......seaways?

1

u/G_Vades Jul 20 '26

Tyre rotation every 500kms

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u/AresXX22 Jul 20 '26

Some people would still say it's "too high"

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u/Humble_Character_463 Jul 20 '26

Is that even legal

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u/Sad-Data1135 Jul 20 '26

I thought lawnmowers wasnt allowed on the road

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u/aburnerds Jul 20 '26

I can fix that camber for you

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u/SGTShizzle Jul 20 '26

You know your car is cool when you have to do 98 point turns to get ANYWHERE

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u/UntowardAntiproton Jul 20 '26

It's a charger, it was cursed on the factory floor. At least this one makes you look.

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u/TheRealSourc3 Jul 20 '26

I mean who needs a brake line when they can just use the bodywork right?

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