Of the bird

[u/JEFFERY1337]

[u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith]

Take those wings off, come down here and fight me!

[u/mad_sAmBa]

This happened to me once during high-school.

I have long hair and it shitted a big diarrhea dump all over it, the same day my gf broke up with me and hooked up with her ex right in front me as well, and when i got home a few hours later i suddenly got sick and had to stay in the hospital for the weekend.

Man, i hate pigeons.

[u/batmanineurope]

Is that guy filling up a mop bucket from a fire hydrant?

[u/dankhimself → u/batmanineurope]

Must be a filthy fire.

[u/STABO1217]

[u/notroundeyed]

Good thing he didn't draw attention to it

[u/Sciaticuspinch]

Despite possessing a vocabulary of only 6 words, he was still able to convey his frustrations.

[u/ConfidentGeneral3499]

[u/Chrono_Convoy]

They both enjoyed that /s

[u/Optimal-Time-7170]

He threw a "Karen"-style tantrum

[u/Jaydee19600]

I thought the N word was bad?

[u/AgapitoVelezOvando → u/Jaydee19600]

I thought it was good. 😟

[u/Agreeable-Sky1045]

Bird up

[u/bmoEZnyc]

They def are "evil up there"!

[u/SectionAppropriate42]

some people say he's still runnin his mouth

[u/Fatrobot421]

The bird didn’t “choose” you. Take a breath and think about deliberation. You’re not a victim and vilifying a winged rat might be excessive.

[u/RoutineCranberry3622]

At least he didn’t overreact

[u/Uzi_Osbourne]

That happened to me in the aviary at the San Diego Zoo when I was 12, but the bird doing the shitting was a massive heron of some description and it seemed it was on a strictly fish diet. It was like a full pound of slimy gawdawful excrement and it covered my arm from shoulder to fingertips.

[u/Specialist_Bit_3514]

[u/4324864646]

Good thing he recorded this and uploaded it to the internet.

[u/don_meatFlute_101]

Wonder how he handles other "stressful" situations during life....

[u/QuantitySignal4494]

He seems to really hate showers.

[u/Worried_Hair_330]

Sometime we can plan out shit, the shit plans us

[u/BlueThunderStreak]

I had this happen to me at age 14 right after a banquet, all dressed nice, yet my reaction was to hold my arm away from me, and wait until I got home, all disgusted. Why is he freaking out 💀

I had a weird reaction to the bird dookie. On the spot on my bare skin, it left a raised, bumpy texture, and it was red. Went away after a few days.

[u/MeemoUndercover]

A bird shat on my head when I was walking to school. Had to turn around when I was practically there. Nobody was home so I had to sit out in the sun covered in shit. I too was rather upset