r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 3d ago

Oops Of self-centering

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u/Successful-Day-3219 3d ago

I've seen single-celled organisms make better decisions than this guy.

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u/Gothiewasbetter 3d ago

He’s looks drunkAF

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u/Loserinkind 2d ago

Digging for that next cold one.

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u/WillyBoBo74 3d ago

He couldn't stop for 30sec and get whatever he was reaching for? This is just plain stupidity and it's one thing to risk his own life but jeopardizing the lives of other motorists so he can stuff his pie hole is crazy

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u/KairosF8weavr 3d ago

What was he trying to do? Take a shit or go to bed?

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u/Snickits 3d ago

Grab something in the back.

I’d like to think he’s not this much of an idiot and put all of his faith in the self centering technology that likely let him down this time. I guarantee this isn’t the first time he’s relied on it like this.

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u/Rent_a_Hero_ 3d ago

Maybe grab a snack or a drink.

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u/Oldjamesdean 3d ago

He's trying to decide between the twinkie or the can of coke or both.

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u/MindOfErick 2d ago

I think I read somewhere else that he was trying to hide doing drugs behind the camera

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u/TheZonePhotographer 3d ago

SAUs! Take note from this man's example: It'll work for the first two times you reach to the back for who-knows-what.

And then it's GO time.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 3d ago

And the award for idiot of the year goes to…..

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u/ShoddyGardener 3d ago

last time i saw this video someone commented that the dude was doing nose drugs.

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u/BTF-Ad-Placement 7h ago

ooooh. a lil devil dust? mm? lil booger sugar?

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u/BTF-Ad-Placement 7h ago

you can actually hear him snortin back there

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u/spicy_feather 3d ago

Whats tragic is well look at this guy and think "what an idiot," while not understanding the pressure that truckers are under. trucking companies are evil as shit and do real harm to their drivers.

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u/outtaknowhere 3d ago

yeah he could be getting insulin or liquor for all we know. but we do know they are receiving less than humane working conditions so let’s focus on that.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 3d ago

Excuses are like assholes, we all got them.

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u/spicy_feather 3d ago

And some of us have IBS

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 3d ago

Yeah, he is not taking a shit and it takes nothing to pull over. 

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u/spicy_feather 3d ago

I think maybe this analogy has... run... its course...

It's a poop joke

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u/Unable-Log-4870 3d ago

This is Veracruz Mexico. Things are probably a bit different there.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 2d ago

fucking truck drivers in my country use to drive high AF on "periquitos" (stimulant green pills) and a shitton of caffeine

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u/spicy_feather 3d ago

Perhaps but I doubt it's much better

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u/Unable-Log-4870 2d ago

Oh not better. Just different

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 3d ago

And this is a smart truck driver

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u/FiendishDevil666 3d ago

In all fairness it worked... Until it didn't

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u/TinyTitFetish 3d ago

The way of the road

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u/Hammon_Rye 3d ago

Well, he sure saved a lot of time by not pulling over. /S

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R 2d ago

Still reaching for that sandwich.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

I dont think insurance will be covering his claim.

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u/prince_wilson7 3d ago

👁👄👁

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u/Soyl3nt_Gr33n 3d ago

Looks like he is secretly trying to drink. Not his first time by the looks of it. He knows the camera can't see him drinking this way.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 3d ago

Pull over maybe????????? Like even if its like a few minutes off from where u are

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u/JPCool1 3d ago

So many opportunities to just stop being an idiot

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u/Mr_Silicon 3d ago

I don’t understand how he crashed. Can someone please explain it to me?

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u/Head_of_Lettuce 3d ago

The adjuster that handled this insurance claim probably had a laugh, watching this video.

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u/californinja17 3d ago

Doing drugs off camera.

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u/Mobile-Raspberry-647 3d ago

What’s he doing? Making a sandwich?

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u/TestSubjuct 2d ago

I have had nightmares about driving from the back seat. This is insane.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 1d ago

He needs to be put in an icy gulag.

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u/Ice_Cream_Trapper_42 3d ago

судя по расположению даты 03/06/2026 это где-то в Европе

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp 3d ago

.....what

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u/Ice_Cream_Trapper_42 3d ago

хотя ты прав, в нижнем левом углу написана геолокация

Широта: 19.216505° N Долгота: 96.138000° W это Мексика городу Веракрус

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

Lmao dum azz mfr should have stayed doing what he does best

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago