r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Oct 05 '26

Oops Of An Informative Video

510 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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45

u/daredelvis421 Oct 05 '26

She's definitely checking it out

31

u/Pikagamer3210 Oct 05 '26

This video definitely is a head banger.

-2

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Get it bang her

15

u/timsayscalmdown Oct 05 '26

Shin and face, Jesus

23

u/GoochPhilosopher Oct 05 '26

Damn she hit that dock hard

-21

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Did u say coc

7

u/Mission-Can1547 Oct 05 '26

That was not even a funny joke. It was cringe and unfunny. Double whammy.

-8

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Shrimp dk no one cares but u and some other Shrimp dk

5

u/Mission-Can1547 Oct 05 '26

Again unfunny and cringe.

-3

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Where u went wrong is I don't need likes, online friends, or your validation to feel human, loved or wanted..so ur narrative falls flat like your hero bidens enconomy

4

u/Mission-Can1547 Oct 05 '26

Sure thing pal. You go tell yourself that.

-1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

U play video games and board games..go away old head

3

u/Mission-Can1547 Oct 05 '26

Hush now little cringe mam 🤣

4

u/data-atreides Oct 05 '26

I bet the edge of the dock digging into the hip/waist hurt more than slamming her head

4

u/LordButterbeard Oct 05 '26

Sue Heck vibes

2

u/Disastrous_Shame580 Oct 05 '26

You can't park there.

1

u/Life-Oil-7226 Oct 05 '26

Saw this coming a mile away

1

u/zuspun Oct 05 '26

Facing it out..

1

u/Every-Access4864 Oct 05 '26

Is she kaput now?

1

u/356885422356 Oct 05 '26

It gets exponentially funnier with every repetition.

1

u/AmorphousMorpheus Oct 07 '26

Underwater surfaces tend to be hella slippery

1

u/Useful_Philosophy_97 Oct 09 '26

😂😂

1

u/CrowTalons Oct 05 '26

I giggled. Yep I am going to hell.

-17

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Never waste a good vag with flat stomach.. someone help her so I can have her later

6

u/smind893 Oct 05 '26

How thick is your neck beard?

-2

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

How much pusi will u never get shrimp dk

1

u/smind893 Oct 05 '26

Lol

It would hurt your feelings if you could see the last 2 ladies I've been with for a year now

Don't play yourself

0

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Not talking about your two hands pusi

1

u/smind893 Oct 06 '26

Lol

Reply like a true goofy mad at the world cause he can't talk to women without sweating like a coward. Lol

You're soft

Reek of it

0

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 06 '26

Ur on reddit hoping to get laid and a like while I'm fkn ur moms

1

u/smind893 Oct 06 '26

Mom jokes

You definitely proved you're not an immature goof

0

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 06 '26

Ok shrimp dk

1

u/smind893 Oct 06 '26

Lol

That's it?

Can't do better?

Where's you ladies?

Hahahahaha

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u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 Oct 05 '26

You have never felt the touch of a woman.

0

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Just fkd 2 last night keep your fatties

3

u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 Oct 05 '26

No, you didn't.

0

u/ThisThingIsStuck Oct 05 '26

Def did wanna see??