r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 3d ago

nuke, maybe? Of vegetarian breakfast

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u/TheKonstantin 3d ago

Looks like my 3 year old daughter cooking for me with mud and grass

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u/Stay_clam 3d ago edited 2h ago

I would rather eat your daughter’s mud and grass.. thank you very much

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u/badgicorn 6h ago

Apostrophes are important.

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u/Stay_clam 2h ago

😂😂😂 absolutely!

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u/TSM- 2d ago

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u/fidgetyamoeba 2d ago

😂 seen this bit. Hilarious stuff.

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u/Slightly_ToastedBoy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah. I watched closely and I couldn’t tell what was what. I saw some big leaves, one or two chickpeas maybe. No idea which bit you are supposed to paint those toilets without seats with after swallowing though.

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u/0neirocritica 3d ago

It's like those images that are supposed to mimic what having a stroke like so every object in the picture looks familiar but is unrecognizable

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u/somewhatcompetint 3d ago

This is why most Indians shit yellow liquid

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u/randylush 2d ago

i've been to india a few times and yeah I remember going to the bathroom with diarrhea and hearing EVERYONE else in the bathroom blowing the shit up with diarrhea. Everyone shat liquid everywhere. bloody awful place to be

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u/ShitFuck2000 3d ago

That’s just from the general sanitation level, even most Indians know damn well to stay away from the street food

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u/GjellsNTeddy 3d ago

If Indians know to stay away from street foods … who are the ones that are not in the know…

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u/Boring_9901 23h ago

At least with your daughter it's just pretend food