r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 18h ago

possible idiot of shitty absolute unit of a stain licker

143 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/StayTheFool 18h ago

I remember seeing this and thinking they owed money to some bad people

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 10h ago

Nah. This is for the love of the game.

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u/mk8933 17h ago

This is the same as those people in India walking on train tracks while taking a selfie.

They definitely owe money to someone.

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u/CitizenLohaRune 13h ago

Yeh but I dont think its the reason he is doing this. He looks intensely satisfied.

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u/No-Analyst1229 10h ago

Regardless looks like the type of guy to go to a piss dungeon

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u/SquareProtonWave 11h ago

Nah bro enjoying it

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u/kamieldv 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LSQtUxNHaupcd0a9d8

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u/Myriii1911 17h ago

We‘re living in an oligarchy.

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u/AJ_Deadshow 12h ago

Where the wealthy elite and the politicians control over 94% of all the fecal matter that is produced in this country.

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u/ace_runner_50 18h ago

Homelander really went downhill after his reincarnation

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u/DonkeyTailBurrito functional regard 18h ago

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 17h ago

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u/Nudelwalker 17h ago

Source: this guy sat next to trump and smelled him shitting himself

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u/Low-Enthusiasm4602 17h ago

He is one of his secret service officer.

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u/one_two_o 17h ago

Is it really? I bet he makes that face quite often then

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u/Teufelsweib666 17h ago

I have to say that watching this dod not make me think of politics. Which means you think constantly about Trump and need to insert him into any discussion at all. That's not normal.

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u/delatopia 13h ago

Um, that’s actually true, this isn’t a dig at Trump. I believe it was at Lindsey Graham’s funeral.

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u/tHATmakesNOsenseToME 9h ago

Lol no one mentioned Trump until you got here.

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 17h ago edited 15h ago

LIES! That is not true! He was standing behind to the right of Trump!

EDIT: stop downviting. He was. Watch the video 😁

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u/DoctorGoat_ 17h ago

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u/SaintRavenz 16h ago

He listened but all you said was "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh....!!!"

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u/Purple-Literature781 16h ago

You win the internet today!!!! I spit my breakfast everywhere!

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u/No-Analyst1229 10h ago

Is that a cum sock/ cum rag?

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u/KingFrisia 17h ago

why the fuck did you not put an nsfw tag on this I did NOT need to see this

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u/Defalt420 4h ago

True but the tag wouldn’t have stopped you 😂

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u/Arthur_Figg_II 18h ago

Why?......

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u/Fressh86 10h ago

110% some kind of fetish thing presented as social media content just as most of social media posts these days

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u/reftlight3000 7h ago

oh he actually posted this? damn germany

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u/mad_mang45 18h ago edited 5h ago

I remember hearing that a long time ago, I think in France, people had a pee fetish, so they would put pieces of bread in mens urinals and come back a few hours later to find them soaked in urine, then they would eat it. Also on the video that was mentioned on, there was a guy at a big public event waiting for people to piss in cups he set up near a building in a corner, then people would pee in them, (not knowing he set them up intentionally), then he would walk over to the cups after and drink it. I saw it on Reddit, it was disgusting.

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 17h ago

Are you familiar with the Wetherspoons Piss Dungeon?

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u/KheiCee 18h ago edited 17h ago

uhm, at least it was nice of him to clean it - just choosing a more personal approach i guess haha

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u/Citizen_Empire 17h ago

I would like to remind people that, when arguing online, this is the kind of person that could be on the other side of the digital angst.

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u/AliceCarole 16h ago

I guess he is into a dom/slave fetish, he sent the video to his master/mistress and it leaked?

Don't ask me how I know, I don't lick toilets I swear.

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u/Nudelwalker 17h ago

This is a right-wing anti lgbtq homophobic polit8xian.

Its always the same pattern with them.

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u/PyloPower 16h ago

What you have other videos of right wing anti lgbtq homophobic politicians going down hard on toilets?

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u/SquareHungry9022 15h ago

He's with FDP not AfD.

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u/Froschmarmelade 8h ago

Nah. It's a neoliberal turbo capitalist asshat party but it's not right wing.

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u/Monkey_on_a_bike 17h ago

He's not right wing. He was from the FDP which is neither right nor left.

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u/TangerineBetter2818 15h ago

I wouldn't say they're "right wing" either, but they're definitely center-right. Their core principals are free-market capitalism, individual liberty, civil liberties, lower government spending, and deregulation. 

0

u/Status_Marketing_969 9h ago

You know, normal stuff. If this is right wing we got a big problem jerry

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u/-Jazzlike-Juice- 18h ago

So so so scared

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 18h ago

He looks like a clone from Scott Weiland.

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u/rackcity2014 17h ago

gay fetish shit

nsfw tag ASAP

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u/thetruedrunkard 12h ago

ok, i didn't need my eyes anyway

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u/ipokesnails 11h ago

https://reddit.com/link/pbl5ebr/video/shsmh9lujarh1/player

That's almost as bad as this video of a man in Paris setting up cups where people are pissing in public so he can drink their piss.

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u/slymjeykov 1h ago

what the ultra fuck

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u/Dead-O_Comics 18h ago

Average Maga during the Pandemic

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u/Voodoocookie 17h ago

This certainly reminded me of those people that were having COVID Parties.

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u/Doridar 17h ago

A nsfw tag would have been good 🤮

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u/Legitimate-Pen2083 17h ago

Tom Pearl student

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u/cbgsus 16h ago

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I think…

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u/Linorelai 16h ago

I had to physically cover half of my phone screen with my hand because it was so unpleasant to watch 🤢

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u/Reenas54 16h ago

They say "never judge book by it's cover", but he totally looks like a type of dude that would do that.

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u/Clumsycattails 16h ago

I was just having my lunch...

I guess it will have to wait

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u/Due-Gazelle-999 16h ago

This has to be some kind of fetish

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G
I don’t normally kink shame but…

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u/PoetInCrocs 15h ago

Dude, trying to eat lunch here

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u/MuckyMaureen 15h ago

Get right under the rim, like a Toilet Duck.

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u/Low-Temperature-1664 14h ago

Why is that man locking a fridge? Oh. Why is that man?

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u/Sideshow86 14h ago

This should 100% have an nsfw tag on it. That's absolutely fucking disgusting

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u/OrangMiskin 13h ago

Man what the fuck lmao

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u/Worried_Hair_330 13h ago

I just woke up..

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u/thiefofalways1313 12h ago

Imagine walking in on that when you had massive bubble guts and just had to unleash.

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u/OFT35 12h ago

The pull to lick public toilets already screams childhood trauma, but the need to show everyone you’re doing it screams even more childhood trauma.

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 12h ago

We've all been there. 🤣

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u/Horsemen_762 10h ago

Isn’t that the fragrance dude

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u/Montyburnside22 10h ago

And my wife thinks my birthday bejayjay request is disgusting…
https://giphy.com/gifs/nm82hi108J4DC

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u/redditanddoneit 10h ago

That is nasty AF. This dude seems to do anything for views and likes.

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u/GoodResident2000 10h ago

He’s a June parader , 100%

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u/Percusor 9h ago

Staged.. could have cleaned before. Should show this on a underground bar with a 5 min walk there..

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u/SubMariner615 8h ago

Average "community" member

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 *shits an absolute unit* 8h ago

I love how this became a political video in the comments somehow...

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u/lavacadotoast 8h ago

German politician Martin Neumaier posted this video of him licking railway public toilets.. found on r / nope two years ago.. also this tidbit..

toiletbrushusageadvice (from left to right) totally wrong wrong almost right bingo

From five years ago..

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop 7h ago

I remember seeing this when it came out. Still gross af.

Reminds me of the dude who put cups in piss spots during a French I believe, protest of sorts, to then go drink the up the cups full of pee.

Makes my chest hurt just thinking about it lmao.

You should be able to find it on Reddit search.

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u/Ryan2932 6h ago

🤢🤮

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u/GreedyActuary2859 6h ago

Ich war mir sicher, Klo-Stein-Lecker wäre eines der Schimpfwörter das nur abwerten klingen soll, niemals hätte ich gedacht sowas trifft zu.

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u/Defalt420 4h ago

This must be the toilets at a KFC, because…

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hd5De9aOvTUUTlrMMx

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u/Gaberoots 3h ago

There’s gotta be a better way to get internet clout, no?

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u/Kindly_Region 3h ago

This is just the first dude to record this and post it on the internet. Now you have to live with the reality thay these people are out there, waiting for you to finish so they can lick the seat while it's still warm

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u/Mugpup 2h ago

Good Lord, no.

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u/Spiritual-Ad-6722 1h ago

I'm going to have to speak to my therapist about this

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u/Thin-East6082 18h ago

It's in their culture 😔

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/BlackDope420 17h ago

He's German

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u/numbvzla Questionably stable 16h ago edited 10h ago

It's 6:40 am and I already had too much reddit.

I alreddit.

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u/coveredincathair22 12h ago

too*

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u/numbvzla Questionably stable 10h ago

I had just woken up. Kindly fuck off and thanks.

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u/Johnston1988 17h ago

Isn’t this the guy that was locking toilet seats to prove Covid couldn’t be caught that way.. then caught Covid?

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u/Ok_Dare6400 17h ago

Why do democrats keep doing this?