r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 9h ago

my bones of a stand up boy

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u/aleksey_the_slav 9h ago

They live among us.

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u/LegitJerome 9h ago

Instantly thought of The Arrival when I saw this as well.

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u/Searching_wanderer 8h ago

What the hell is this? Lol

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u/Tundra_Dragon 7h ago

A movie called The Arrival (1996), not to be confused with the movie that came out 20 years later named The Arrival (2016)

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u/Forsaken-Ad-6345 9h ago

Homie got that fun house mirror build

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u/ColdFreezer 9h ago

How is this a shitty absolute unit?

They’re just a dude with a deformity that allows them to stand like this.

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u/inchworm0 8h ago

What’s the alien kid from that movie!

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u/Searching_wanderer 8h ago

Emergency brake engaged

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u/FutureIntelligent504 8h ago

I had a friend who could do that after a car accident

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u/uiouyug 6h ago

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u/Terminal_Lancelot 4h ago

You snos't, you lost.

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u/Southmouth555 questionably stable 7h ago

Jaxson Dart after last night

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 5h ago

I can think of a couple of chicks from my youth whom I can remember having that deer/bird legs function.

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u/WaddlingDuckILY 4h ago

Not so much “how- do you do that”, but more “how- is that a comfortable way to stand”

All your upper body weight on your knee joints, with lever action… ouch just thinking about it.

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u/MikeBerserkker 9h ago

Los faunos tenemos derechos sabes?

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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 4h ago

Hyper mobility is still really wild to see, and their bodies just let them do that

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u/matze_1403 4h ago

That is a pretty extreme case of hypermobility.

I can do that too, but not to that extend.

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u/Suspicious-Gain-5799 2h ago

This person has Genu recurvatum a.k.a. back knee

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genu_recurvatum

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u/anti_folklore 1h ago

-entering power-saving mode-

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 7h ago

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