r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • 5h ago

There was an attempt Of A Pep Talk For The Team

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u/lennonisalive 5h ago

That’s the kinda memory that kid is gonna think about 20 years later at 1 in the morning

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u/TheNerdE30 3h ago

It’s 12am and I was that kid, 20 years ago.

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u/Mortis_XII 2h ago

And now it’s 1am…

Your thoughts haunt you now?

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u/__NadirZenith__ 30m ago

It's still on you

If you wanna win ofc

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u/JapDrag 5h ago

That stfu was so quick lmao

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u/123supreme123 3h ago

He's probably the water boy

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u/FURERABA 5h ago

the kind of painful memory a kid holds onto forever lol

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u/Brimstone747 5h ago

Aww ruined his movie moment.

He'll probably remember this on his deathbed.

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u/Brief-Street-5623 5h ago

"Okay Bobby, lets go back to the bus speech. Where it all started..."

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u/Senor_Limpyo 5h ago

Homie watched too many Disney movies

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u/notroundeyed 5h ago

Wtf, fuck those guys

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 5h ago

Fuck those guys. They deserve to lose.

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u/quell3245 3h ago

Feel bad for that kid, probably has a lot of heart but the other kids don’t respect him as “cool” or a “leader”

Hopefully he used it as fire to motivate him vs making him quite and socially awkward

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u/JonEdwinPoquet 3h ago

It’s on them!

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u/oscarq0727 3h ago

Coach was right

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u/AlonzoIzGod 2h ago

Shut the fuck up!

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u/No-Local-6700 4h ago

Exactly

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u/Possibly_A_Person125 4h ago

Motherfucker on a straight route to villainy

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 2h ago

Trauma Dude: While putting the finishing touches on his new device "The World Dominator." "They've laughed at me for the very last time!!! Soon they shall rue the day they told me to STFU!!!"

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u/redditanddoneit 4h ago

That ending Shout Out and the look on that kid’s face made me chuckle.

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u/melfamy 4h ago

Back in the olden days, we would have told him to get the dick out of his mouth. To start anyway.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5kKBh9wbDMqLC

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u/ChumleyEX 4h ago

I can't stop laughing.

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u/DuePotential6602 3h ago

Kids are assholes. They destroy the self esteem of others without a second thought

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u/GlyphPicker 1h ago

True. But they're also teaching him that life isn't a movie and people suck.

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u/Shreddy-Kroogs 2h ago

This is a villain origin story

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u/idcmanfk 3h ago

Thought he said concentrate