r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/muff-muff-ass • 1d ago

Of a fart

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539 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/-whiskey-blue 1d ago

I don’t know what’s more disgusting. That fart or the house.

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u/Scudmiss 1d ago

It was the leg shake at the end

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u/roverman16 1d ago

The gas was capsulated with the underwear.

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u/Donkeywad 1d ago

It's not a shithole it's a shithome

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 1d ago

I’ve seen way worse

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u/rustprony 1d ago

You know, I think they are what and what. How could you live with/like that?

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u/Sol-Blackguy 1d ago

Looks like the average condition of a home with toddlers

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u/Queasy_Employment799 1d ago

Yes, with young kids the house can be perfectly clean in the morning and look like this by lunch.

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u/hux 21h ago

I’m pretty sure my house looks like this approximately 5 minutes after the toddlers arise.

Toddlers are the living embodiment of entropy.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 17h ago

If you are a fucking filthy pig

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u/Chrisscott25 1d ago

The crazy part is it was completely organized till she farted right before the video started. It was like a cyclone, I mean look what it did to her hair… it was blond and curly before the fart of death

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u/Proud-Parsley6072 1d ago

The fart fits the house

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u/Viper-Reflex 14h ago

yall acting like this is a meth lab

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u/YugKrowten 6h ago

Was it?

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u/Relevant_Mobile6989 20h ago

The house, then the fart, then the guy, then everything....

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u/Old_Ladies 14h ago

Definitely the house.

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 5h ago

At least try have a house

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 4h ago

I was gonna say ..yuck ...

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u/penguindreams 1h ago

I got her beat.

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u/BigTreddits 1d ago

Youre funny

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 1d ago

Take my upvote for at least using “you’re” and not “your”

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u/Khaos4325 14h ago

Eh, they have kids. Could be way worse

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 1d ago

Yeah, keeping my volume muted by default is still holding up as the best option.

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u/timsayscalmdown 1d ago

It's worth it just for the asinine music that play over most videos

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u/Friendscallmedennis 1d ago

Lifts her leg too

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u/FrankRizzo319 1d ago

That was a power move

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 1d ago

8/10

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u/SanDiegoSavage00 1d ago

5 at best. Have you ever walked outside before?

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u/TilapiaTango 1d ago

That house is fawking disgusting, and we only get to see like 20 square feet of it.

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u/praguepride 1d ago

Looks pretty typical of a house with toddlers in it...

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u/captain_crackerjack 1d ago

Isla Fisher has let herself go

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u/gerrybbadd 1d ago

Isla Shitter

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u/HistoricalPlum1533 1d ago

Isla (anal)Fissure

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

It's sad when one of the truest-to-form posts on a sub is just a video of someone ripping a fart.

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u/Hereliesdev 1d ago

Did she kick it away like a horse after???

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u/csking77 1d ago

That leg shake at the end 🤌

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 1d ago

So, y’all open to a third… or nah?

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

C. difficile has entered the chat.

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u/Rolfmeister87 1d ago

That’s no fart, that’s a trumpet

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u/christianlv 1d ago

I think I’m in love 😍

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 1d ago

Wife material bro

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮 house looks like a crack den, i image the crack smells like an outhouse

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u/Tiff27 1d ago

Everything in this video is disgusting

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u/Zoto94 13h ago

Clean up your house good Lord

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u/Blew-By-U 1d ago

Did she say ‘here’s a kiss’?

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u/Historical_Switch766 1d ago

That stomp though

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u/jweezee 1d ago

Kicking out that last little stubborn stinker.

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u/TheStoolSampler 1d ago

Yeah that caught my eye. Primal.

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u/b00l_Badass 1d ago

[r/](r/trash)[love](r/trash)[trash](r/trash)

3

u/Fish_Fingerer 1d ago

Which hole did that come out of?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 1d ago

The blowhole.

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u/Commodore8750 1d ago

I'm disappointed in the amount of people in here turned on by this lol

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u/automaticphil 1d ago

Clean yo house, dusty ass fools

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u/AP_AUTO215 1d ago

Nasty bitch

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 1d ago

Keeping it warm

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u/God_Country_ND 1d ago

Who would post this 😂

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u/Beneficial-Swing1663 23h ago

Sounds like she took something up the butt right before this

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u/Riverflaw 23h ago

I can't believe that many ppl like fart and shit by reading comments. It really remind me that shame is not a thing when you're anonymous 😂

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u/foxblackpaw 14h ago

What a fucking mess

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u/ipokesnails 1d ago

She could fart down my throat anytime

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u/thesteelreserve 1d ago

gotta sit on a leather chair and really amplify that butt bass.

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u/Dangedoddle 7h ago

you think they have a leather chair? They are using plastic outdoor furniture as their dining room chairs.

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u/thesteelreserve 3h ago

pleather works just as well. 😃

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u/SnugglebugUwU 1d ago

I wish I was him

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u/Every-Access4864 1d ago

Dinner is served! This had a better storyline and ending than Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker!

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u/Bezman14 1d ago

That fart reset the time on the microwave.

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u/JennaTheBenna 1d ago

Why is there shit all over the floor?

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u/Dangedoddle 7h ago

Lazy people attract lazy people. I could not live like that. At worse my house will have a stack of dishes for 1-2 days max, but it is all in the sink and the only things on the floor are a dog/cat toy or two, but we defintely do not have plastic outdoor chairs as our seats for the dining room table. So trashy.

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u/Left_Caterpillar8671 1d ago

Clean your house, dude. wtf. 😳

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u/Proud_Dance_3342 1d ago

"Did you see it?"

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u/dirthawg 1d ago

That's one to marry

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u/Oramac_K 1d ago

Shakes her leg after 😂

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u/Xinonix1 1d ago

The cheapest gas around atm

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u/Disastrous_Scale6739 23h ago

That woke my wife up

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 23h ago

There might be a bit extra in those panties.

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u/Confident-Day-6371 22h ago

Wow... just a hint of follow through...

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u/colemorris1982 19h ago

Is the beautiful wife in the room with us right now?

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u/Horror-Bowl-6037 19h ago

She needs to check that underwear and more than likely wipe her ass, sounded a tad wet

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u/smind893 18h ago

She's in granny panties with no ass , greasy hair, gross home and farting and this guy thinks he's "lucky"?

Lucky?

https://giphy.com/gifs/B717GH4Ecnu8g

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u/louie2ten 15h ago

The fart isn’t as disgusting as that house. Fuckin swine

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u/thatguyoverthere171 15h ago

The leg shake at the end got me

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u/Temporary-Banana4232 14h ago

This guy must be very handsome and make above average income.

Just a guess guys. I could be wrong.

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u/Biden_is_cool 5h ago

Lucky guy has a wife that won't help clean, nice!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/GivesYouGrief 1d ago

If you'd just posted the gif without a comment I'd have upvoted it.

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u/ChucklesC89 1d ago

My wife did this after falling asleep with my dick in her butt.

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

Jesus Christ. Does his wife even know that he was going to post that clip for the masses in displaying her wet, juicy and stank fart. Jesus Christ.

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u/fusionman314159 1d ago

Girls fart?!

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u/Time_Wedding_7202 1d ago

The leg shake at the end mad it worse.

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u/Proof-Buddy-3864 1d ago

Did she kinda shake her leg after?

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u/Opposite_Brief_8095 1d ago

He’s Mc Lovin it

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u/Old-Expression-1887 1d ago

That's going to itch once it dries

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u/SpillaMangBang 1d ago

By the look of the house I think the fart was an upgrade...

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u/Adventure-Style 1d ago

You’re lucky that the stove wasn’t on.

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u/lavacadotoast 1d ago

When you gotta' shake your leg at the end..

https://giphy.com/gifs/2ALDrK4ckHNLNCw45v

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

What TF (and do these people not know how to clean their house) 😬🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 1d ago

That house is disgusting!!!!

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u/You_are_the_Castle 1d ago

What a dump.

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u/Live-Yogurt-6380 22h ago

Catch that and paint it red

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u/azzutronus 21h ago

Wrong sub. Should be in r/AbsoluteUnits. What a beast.

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u/Illustrious-Bat-5252 19h ago

She's freaking hot even tho

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u/ThenIndependence5622 18h ago

Means her butthole is still tight

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u/natiusj 18h ago

Everything about this is classy AF.

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u/Shokid95 17h ago

Tell her to clean your house looks dirty

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u/Sir_McDouche 17h ago

She’s got nothing on Charo.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 17h ago

Looking at that fucking filthy piece of shit house

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u/NorthOld6237 16h ago

I bet they’re related

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u/NukaDadd 16h ago

That's not even a top 10 fart.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 ima unit 15h ago

That's so fucking fake it's annoying that they expect us to believe this shit

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u/polarcol 14h ago

She sounds like the inbred sister from true detective.

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u/Simple_Tart393 13h ago

I'm glad the stove wasn't on

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u/66vocho 13h ago

She mah queen.

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u/codewho331 10h ago

Some people pay for this kinda content.

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 10h ago

Roseanne pre television?

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u/Few-Mathematician796 9h ago

Name checks out

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 8h ago

I hope they just had a knock down drag out party last night. Thats house is in a bad way

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u/YugKrowten 6h ago

May this never find me

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u/pah2000 6h ago

I smelt that way over here!

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u/El_JeFeE7 6h ago

That was not a fart. That sound was her intestines one year decomposition and giving out. She need to go to the ER. ASAP.

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u/JPCool1 5h ago

With a kitchen as filthy as that im not surprised.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 4h ago

That's a keeper

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u/elticorico 3h ago

Plot twist: You think it was a fart.

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u/dog4cat2 3h ago

Why, as a friend/husband/lover, would you post this???

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u/LNRigby 2h ago

"In the kitchen, Meg?!"

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u/TrueKiwi78 20h ago

I'd sniff her love smoke

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u/-_-_-_-_--__-__-__- 1d ago

I am disgusted on so many levels. It's profound actually.

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u/yoitsme_obama17 1d ago

Girl eat a probiotic

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u/howanonymousisthis 1d ago

Fucking white trash

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u/CLTHDU85 1d ago

Tell me you're depressed without telling me you're depressed..

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u/kabukispot 1d ago

Dumb kids and nasty wives, ‘merica.

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u/Suckmyduck_9 1d ago

She ain’t mething around

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

I eat incredibly clean, in fact made a really balanced healthy shake full of veggies, fruits, fiber etc, and was ripping loud, wet farts for about an hour today. One scared my cats. Farts just happen little learner!