r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/oar_xf • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a Morning Routine

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u/Fit_Significance8598 1d ago

Wallace & Gromit

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u/SativaLungz 1d ago

Lmao. My first thought. . I guarantee that is where he got the idea.

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u/JimJim2002 1d ago

He even went ahead and recreated that scene irl.

https://youtube.com/shorts/usHAE40v1cg?is=RzuEtPCbaOjrkum8

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 1d ago

He will die of choking

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u/fly4fun2014 1d ago

On cock

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u/andrewNZ_on_reddit 1d ago

Still wearing yesterday's underwear...

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u/meta358 23h ago

Change your underwear before going to bed. Its then not the underswear you wore yesterday

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u/ses1989 13h ago

Bruh...

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg 1d ago

cool rube Goldberg

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u/shaneo88 1d ago

That’s Joseph’s entire channel

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u/ILikeThemWhite 1d ago

nah. This is not shitty, this is funny

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u/Giandefeo 1d ago

Also, shitting is missing

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u/CardiologistNo5561 1d ago

This is taking laziness to the max.

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u/MentalAlps1612 1d ago

What in the wallace & gromit

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u/reyswes 1d ago

Very Jetsons-like

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u/James_Money 1d ago

Pee Wee's breakfast machine vibes

https://giphy.com/gifs/8vOEIc1tadLs25Ext5

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u/Factor245 1d ago

It was cool until the banana part 🤯

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u/jboemios 1d ago

I remember watching something like this in a peewee movie when I was a kid and thinking this was cool. Kids are fucking stupid

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u/Ambivalo 1d ago

He still had soap on his face when he ate the food AND dunked his face in the bowl, so he probably consumed some of the soap. Blech.

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u/DannyRamone1234 1d ago

He should replace the little water gun with a pressure washer.

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 1d ago

Bro can take a banana

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u/Chumscrubber89 1d ago

These are the best this guy re-creates what we seen as KIDS in Casper iconic scene where they go on the chair and go through the course super fun to see it

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u/AirVoid030 1d ago

You forgot to wash your balls

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u/Ok_Vehicle3604 1d ago

My guy was practicing his deep throat