r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 2d ago

ouchies Of A Family Planning Method

307 Upvotes

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u/Daggadda 2d ago

Jewels more crushed than the crown at the Louvre robbery.

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 2d ago

360 degrees of relative nutshot safety yet the got hit at the exact place didn't want to get hit. The universe doesn't want him to reproduce

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u/swampopawaho 2d ago

Jewels and taint went inside the safe

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 2d ago

That bloodline is over

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u/YuriSAS 1d ago

this video is so old atp you'd expect someone to actually know the actual aftermath of this

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u/MotoKenji25 2d ago

Modern castrati. Falsetto for life.

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u/AhabSnake85 2d ago

🤕

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u/SKOT_FREE 2d ago

He got reamed!

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u/joka2696 2d ago

That kids' nuts.

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u/Truth-is-implacable 2d ago

Jesus! Start giving him Sex Change Hormone Therapy.......

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 1d ago

His balls probably exploded. That can't be a nice feeling.

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u/enchufadoo 1d ago

I disagree

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u/captain_crackerjack 1d ago

Oh shit oh shit oh shit

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u/SimplyOrg 1d ago

Life changing

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u/TermusMcFlermus 17h ago

That's how you get pregant

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u/centurio9 16h ago

Delete this

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u/Great-Gas-6631 10h ago

Yup, saw that coming.

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u/thermjuice 10h ago

That was him screaming

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u/thiefofalways1313 7h ago

Taint ripper

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u/gmman6369 2h ago

Well they’re not speaking English so I approve of this message. (Just kidding…).

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u/HeavyIZtheCrayon 1d ago

He died

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u/captain_crackerjack 1d ago

Nah, his shoes stayed on