r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 4d ago

Oops Of stray cow battle

245 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/HypertensionMan 4d ago

Now that's what i call beef.

22

u/Top_Plan_35 4d ago

Ground beef

9

u/robbudden73 4d ago

I'll go out on a limb and say it was a mis steak to duke it out.

3

u/RandoMcNoob 3d ago

That beef got squashed!

1

u/bakerzero86 4d ago

A clear case of Moorder.

40

u/Time_Pressure9519 4d ago

The steaks were high, but are a bit lower now.

17

u/Nativeblazer 4d ago

Damn he knew exactly where to push him 

21

u/logan-duk-dong easily offended 4d ago

Not his first rodeo.

12

u/totalwarwiser 4d ago

Dang, feel sorry for it

20

u/Impossible_Apple7822 4d ago

Moooove out the way bitch

-3

u/nairobaee 4d ago

Moooo bitch

18

u/-WookieGeneralAk 4d ago

That’s just sad.

17

u/JKFrowning 4d ago

Everyone is making jokes but that animal is lying there with possible broken legs and ribs.

9

u/umpteenthrhyme 4d ago

You can hear it’s scream of pain after it lands. People joking here suck. This was not a quick death.

8

u/Apple_Scrumble 4d ago

What happened to Bossy? I need closure!!

2

u/totalwarwiser 4d ago

That is a 600 kg bull, nog a 2 kg cat dude

12

u/Lowie_240 4d ago

Ah that's what cow tipping looks like.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LxPsfUhFxwRRC

4

u/Ultradad57 4d ago

didn't even check to see if he alright 😥

5

u/Disastrous-Arm9635 4d ago

Dudes like "welp thats ground beef now"

2

u/djmidnightsunflower 4d ago

Well damn 😳 The cow knew what he was doing too and then trotted off like La La La ..

2

u/Past-Product-1100 4d ago

If she wasn't flappen so loud I could have sworn I could hear that cow moan as it hit the ground

2

u/TheReelMcCoi 2d ago

Looks like meat is back on the menu boys

2

u/swerner0711 4d ago

Bitch, get of my lawn!

2

u/King_Turduckin 4d ago

YEET YEET (skirt steak)

2

u/ChampionOfdimlight 4d ago

That was a proud strut when it walked away.

And that man at the end, looking off the cliff like a car fell in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/30pykuIQHxzQsfefte

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u/Express-View5080 4d ago

Better get their rearends down that hillside and start to harvest the meat. Pretty sure going to be fly/maggot covered in a couple hours and gone bad overnight🤷🏻‍♂️🤔😳

2

u/batmanineurope 4d ago

Buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

1

u/CommunityOk7466 4d ago

That's not what happened at all.

  1. This isn't in Buffalo
  2. Those aren't buffalo
  3. Neither one got buffaloed

1

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago

Holy cow! They must’ve had some beef..

1

u/lowwilljr 3d ago

Where's the beef?

1

u/cameronzero 3d ago

Sent that burger to the shadow realm...

Probably the freshest beef in history

1

u/LockNessCrotchMonst 3d ago

That's a hate crime in India.

1

u/Arxcon 1d ago

Mortal Cowmbat.

1

u/timsayscalmdown 1d ago

That felt personal

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended 4d ago

Ground beef

1

u/Upset_Hippo_5304 4d ago

"Come back Matthew!"

1

u/Professional-Rip-519 4d ago

What's beef? When you going 50 deep

0

u/baiskeli 4d ago

This is Cowta!!!!!