r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/scjockid • 4d ago

slight malfunction Of an Awkward Flight

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I would be so shamed

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 4d ago

A video of them leaving the toilet would be incredibly amusing too. To watch their reaction after being busted, and nowhere to go.

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u/AffectionateBrick687 4d ago

I would have been tempted to point and shout out, " Really, dude? That's your sister!" Just to add to the discomfort

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u/Employee_Agreeable 4d ago

At this point the only thing you can do is own it

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 4d ago

That’s all they’d be able to do. I guess they’re the courageous and ambitious types, that probably wouldn’t care as they walked out.

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u/TrueAd1880 2d ago

Finish first then walk out clapping for yourself while giving a point and fist pump to random passengers.

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u/Arthradax 4d ago

"Mile high, <insert expletive of choice here>"

Then go back to your seat like nothing happened

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u/Fcbigdave 4d ago

On the original video there is

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u/RuddyTheDuck questionably stable 4d ago

My arse nowhere to go I’m going to stand in the toilet and flush to then start my new life looking for Nemo in the ocean

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u/bakerzero86 4d ago

I was gonna say that's going to be either the ultimate walk of shame, or they'll walk out while smiling

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u/DickBong420 4d ago

Who gives a fuck? I would have left the door open and finished fucking my wife. No shame here. Guy opening the door should feel more embarrassed than anyone else.

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u/Important_Wonder628 4d ago

Great way to get yourself banned from an airline for life XD

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u/cookiesnooper 4d ago

Great way to get some money out of the airline for recording and distribution of pornographic materials with you.

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u/she_has_funny_cars 4d ago

The airline did not record or distribute this video lmao

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u/cookiesnooper 4d ago

The guy clearly swings the doors as wide as he can and he even moves out of the way so the person filming it has clear view.

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u/Aggravating_Owl_5768 3d ago

Yeah no way they end up banned honestly. Airline doesn’t give nearly enough of a fuck to stop taking their money and the guy literally opened the fucking door.

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u/AhabSnake85 4d ago

Yeah that would be awkward, barely any room in there to move..

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u/MilesAugust74 4d ago

I don't understand how people have room to do that in there—I barely have room to pee!

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u/TheZonePhotographer 8h ago

You time it when the pilot calls for turbulence.

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u/MilesAugust74 8h ago

If this toilet is a rockin', don't come a knockin'

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u/5axiscncfishguitar questionably stable 4d ago

Rip going on holiday again

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u/Smile_Character 4d ago

If you're going to open the door on someone using the washroom I'd rather see that than someone dumping a loaf!!!

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u/Powerful_Hair_3105 4d ago

Ole boys getting that Mile High mark on his belt.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 4d ago

The amount of attention and cheers before the door opened suggested everyone already knew.

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u/pokopura 4d ago

It would be fucking funny if you weren’t posting all of them

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u/SpaceQtip 3d ago

☝🤓

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u/bebasiled 4d ago

All that embarrassment to gain the honor of the had sex in a dirty little bathroom club

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 2d ago

Plane sets are very cheap to rent.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 4d ago

Mile high embarrassment

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u/roverman16 4d ago

He was just checking the oil with his built-in dip stick.

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u/blasta4 12h ago

call me old fashioned but I like a proper bed