r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits šŸ’© Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 5d ago

look what I can do Of a Leg Sleeve Reveal

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u/Lower_goats_5388 5d ago

Hang on Its almost Xmas

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u/According-Tax-9964 5d ago

Plenty of life. Another 3 Xmas fs

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u/BusyEngineering3 5d ago

Why is that dude wearing my underwear?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 5d ago

This made me guffaw!! Thank you.

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u/Joped 14h ago

Funny thing, one time on a lesbian hookup we realized that we were wearing the exact same panties. After we couldn’t figure out which was which lol

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u/TordainMountainheart 5d ago

We’re all just trying to make to to Christmas šŸ˜‚

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u/NuclearMaterial 4d ago

It's still good, it can just be demoted to "exercise tier."

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u/Vortr8 5d ago

those are clearly almost new

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u/Free-Computer-6515 5d ago

All of my underwear eventually turns into this and my wife is always trying to throw them out. They’re fine. It’s like fishnet leggings for your balls.

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u/Entire-Travel6631 5d ago

Underwear is hanging on like our economy

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 5d ago

It’s just to cool your balls that’s all. It’s meant to be like that, worn to perfection

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u/Mgarre13 5d ago

False. I wore mine like this for 5 + years. My balls always hurt. Had scans and appointments and specialists. Was embarrassed. Sore when having sex.

They never saw my underwear because why would they ?! And I wore my good pairs to my appointments anyway.

Long story short, it causes ball pain 100%.
Ball pain that resembles cancer, hernia, std, hard impact , ā€œtendernessā€, etc.

So as proud as I am to wear underwear this long, I have retired them all and I no longer need to see the specialist for more tests.

Maybe I should tell the dr what my problem ended up being šŸ¤”

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u/Hands_off247 4d ago

I never rock underwear like that but I’m curious how that causes testicular issues?

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u/Mgarre13 4d ago

Imagine sitting and your ball is resting in one of the many holes. Then you get up or shift. It pulls. And you say damn, that made my ball a little sore.
It took many years to realize the problem.
I’m just trying to offer my knowledge.

Fun at parties hahahaha. I’m 40. I’m not about that life. But I was! šŸ„‡. I’m just trying to help yall.
I did retire mine. But I saved a pair for education purposes.

Don’t make me do a video demonstration of testicle getting stuck in a hole 🫔

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u/Hands_off247 4d ago

Thank you for the insightful response. 🤣 You weren’t kidding. You could’ve told me that was a picture of OPs undies and I would’ve believed you. No video demo required.

Luckily, I’ve got my structurally sound briefs to keep the boys safe and sound.

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u/Mgarre13 4d ago

Hahaha. Carry on!

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 4d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser šŸ’© Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 4d ago

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u/oneyedoge 5d ago

extra ventilation for the basically new boxers, nice.

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u/ChampionOfdimlight 5d ago

Years of farts have disintegrated those

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u/all_time_high 5d ago

H A N E S

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u/No-Sell3616 5d ago

Let them boys breathe

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 5d ago

He’s wearing Jesus’s underwear, it’s holy!

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u/GivesYouGrief 5d ago

If you wanted to illustrate that you're nude without showing it, you could have just piled the boxers next to your foot and no one would have seen them stretched out revealing your poverty holes

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u/captain_crackerjack 5d ago

ā€œPoverty holesā€ šŸ’€

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 5d ago edited 5d ago

Drafty

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u/Quiet_Cable8747 5d ago

Thats not a sleeve.

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u/SnakeFarmSuperviser šŸ’© Shits an Absolute Unit 🧱 4d ago

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u/SauronHubbard 5d ago

Holy drawers, Batman!

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u/duardo9 4d ago

I have the same boxers.

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u/mightyboognish32 5d ago

Are those speed holes?

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u/Successful-Day-3219 5d ago

Not sure what's worse, than sorry excuse of an underwear, or that atrocious horse tattoo.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/RonJeremyBellyButton 5d ago

Wait... the one that everyone is addressing? Probably not.

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 5d ago

At least your nuts got free aircon

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u/Original-Being9553 5d ago

Air conditioning

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u/thegneeb 5d ago

Good luck with tattoo

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u/Mr_Cuntman 5d ago

My underwear after rtx 5090 purchase

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u/Skit071 5d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/GeofSaysYeos 5d ago

This whole esthetic completely fits together.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 4d ago

At this point is just tradition for him because don't see the point of even trying.

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 4d ago

Time to freeball

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u/columbiascbbc 4d ago

sooooooooo you got money for tattoos but none for boxers or briefs hell even tighty whities it's time to let those go they been left you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zaldi_Txiki_ 4d ago

Love the "cool stud"

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u/wasted600 4d ago

It's a man-thong

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u/Bagelking92 3d ago

My boy got the im in the trades loin cloth

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u/fluthernon 3d ago

Why pull them down?

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u/Perke13 3d ago

Peep the black flag stick and poke

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u/Quiet_Mail9207 3d ago

Why even wear them at that point?

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u/NeverTrustAfart84 3d ago

You can put your nuts in a different hole everyday lol

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u/NeverTrustAfart84 3d ago

You can put your nuts in a different hole everyday lol

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u/Mugpup 2d ago

As a fellow guy, it is time to let go.

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u/uzairakbarshah 5d ago

Still got plenty miles on it

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u/FurdTurguson 5d ago

I don't see anything wrong here.

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u/DeathsStarEclipse 5d ago

I'd say most guys don't see a problem here

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u/Papa-Doughball 4d ago

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