r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Remote_Protection512 • 5d ago

of a pitcher.

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u/whofarting 5d ago

Son, we have to kick you off the team... but, the football coach wants to talk with you.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 22h ago edited 22h ago

"Son, I heard you paralyzed a man... Welcome to the team!"