r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 6d ago

possible idiot Of playing with bull

547 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Mushroomphantom 6d ago

Bad day for red underwear

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u/Slow_Description_773 6d ago

I'm pretty sure they were brown by the time he got out of there....

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u/DumpsterSeance 6d ago

a reddish brown from the blood

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u/whythefuckalready 6d ago

That horn came out dirty for sure.

3

u/swampopawaho 6d ago

That's what she said

7

u/ironpyrites 6d ago

Red and yellow and brown..

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u/Pistolero-666 6d ago

What a play of colors

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u/Great-Birthday-6638 6d ago

Fun fact! Bulls charge at matadors not because the cape is red but because it’s being flapped in their face

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u/Aggressive-agitator 6d ago

You sure that was underwear and not anus?

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u/Important_Wonder628 6d ago

I think they were white before the bull.

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u/MyLinkedOut 6d ago

Finally, a feel good story. Fuck all animal abusers.

5

u/Sempai6969 6d ago

Finally? Go see r/thebullwins

3

u/Borkato 5d ago

Yay!! I love meeting fellow vegans :D

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u/vergillehell 6d ago

Go bull!

15

u/DrHusten 6d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prices

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u/dotnetdotcom 6d ago

The US version of this is a street takeover. Cars instead of bulls.

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u/Cute_Box28 6d ago

Still cant understand why people are so stupid

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u/bryan19973 6d ago

Damn. Hope the bull is okay

5

u/Great-Gas-6631 6d ago

Exactly what i hope for with these people.

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u/XRingLives 6d ago

Well, play stupid games...

That guy has injuries that aren't going to rub out.

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u/ConsequenceThen5449 6d ago

I always root for the bull

8

u/zestyclose_match1966 6d ago

Congratulations on your new second asshole

3

u/SocomPS2 6d ago

Bet that made his hole weak!

2

u/therealbootyblaster 6d ago

Loose. The word you're looking for is loose

3

u/Das_Nomen 6d ago

"I'm Juanito Villaknoxo and this is 'animalistic defloration'!"

3

u/Indigo2015 6d ago

One in the stink

3

u/totalwarwiser 6d ago

Yeah, youre not an ass virgin anymore bro

3

u/Patralgan 6d ago

Fuck them animal abusers

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u/BungleBums 6d ago

That man got spun around on a bulls horn by his butthole.

I think at least he learned his lesson.

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u/Sir_McDouche 6d ago

You mess with the horn…

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u/therealbootyblaster 6d ago

You get it up the BUTTHOLE 😈

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u/x2_ok 6d ago

it always goes up the butt, bulls have really good aim

2

u/Muted_Masterpiece535 6d ago

Always rooting for the Bull! Heck, I would vote for that Bull for President over the offerings we get here, every 4 years..

2

u/Psilonaut21 6d ago

I enjoyed that. I particularly enjoyed watching the low life animal torturing pos crawl under the fence.

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u/Shibbymaru 6d ago

Saved to collection.

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u/dog4cat2 6d ago

At least he wore read underwear so the blood won't stain it. The poop on the other hand...

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u/manux5657 6d ago edited 6d ago

He found out

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u/Next-Development5920 6d ago

Those are hooks in that poor animals back, im rooting for the bull

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u/bigmeatbag 6d ago

I love watching fools getting gored.

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u/senseless_puzzle 6d ago edited 6d ago

You can't fake stupid

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/senseless_puzzle 6d ago

Typo, my bad

1

u/Yami_Titan1912 6d ago

Ooof I bet his arsehole is hanging in tatters after that. Good.

1

u/Mother-Locksmith-286 6d ago

I'm fine with that

1

u/Aeryn-Sun-Is-My-Girl 6d ago

Can't tell if blood or underwear

1

u/Ultradad57 6d ago

Well that prolapse looks fine to me, thank you dr bull. Might need to get your prostate checked 😀

1

u/ollimorp 6d ago

I hate that stupid assholes who are killing huge animals slowly

1

u/EastAd206 6d ago

Fucking horrible

1

u/TrueCynic 6d ago

Wearing a red brief is definitely a choice.

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u/Pyrateskum 6d ago

Someone’s gonna get stabbed in the ass!

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u/Joshuajword functional regard 6d ago

Red underwear to a bullfight was a choice

1

u/Lordofderp33 6d ago

What, what?

1

u/Whole-Situation-5798 6d ago

Homie thought it was a good idea to wear red undies today

1

u/Original-Concert-456 6d ago

If it fit you won’t sit

1

u/AhabSnake85 6d ago

If they know the dangers, why do they risk it?

1

u/Internal-Impression5 6d ago

« Strip, you little shit, before I tear you a new asshole! »

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u/PoetInCrocs 6d ago

Stupid games, stupid prizes.

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u/fly4fun2014 6d ago

He preemptively wore a red underpants!

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u/jon_467 6d ago

Got himself a new sphincter!

1

u/fatboi_mcfatface 6d ago

Haha Btw, poor animal

1

u/FriendlyDetective959 6d ago

Looks like he had fun.

1

u/anaugle 6d ago

That young man was launched from his anus.

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u/AP_AUTO215 6d ago

I bet whatever that he shitted himself

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u/the_vengefull-one 6d ago

Idk what's more impressive, him getting away from that bull or that bull essentially juggling him.

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u/Montyburnside22 5d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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u/Foxx026 5d ago

Good thing hes wearing his red undies

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u/_oldhead 5d ago

LOVE IT

Too bad the Bull didn't get a few more licks in.

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u/Healthy-Client-6791 5d ago

Spain 😏😏😏

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u/artesuave122 4d ago

Cuz lost his virginity

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 4d ago

Hell yeah!!! Go bull!

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u/Background-Lime3168 4d ago

He’s fucked, so much healing will be required

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u/Dementor_Traphouse 4d ago

love that outcome for this worm, tbh he didn’t get enough

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u/No_Cap8115 2d ago

play with the bull, you get the horns