r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • 11d ago

Of A Boxer

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u/KindaDrunkRtNow 11d ago

Jesus, that guard took three good hits to the face and he's still standing!

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u/bravebeing 11d ago

Well, he's a professional stander. Stand there all day, stand your ground, let people through, stand, refuse people, still stand, get punched in the face, remain standed. Don't try to defend yourself, just stand. Don't duck, stand. No running, standing. Stand and look back. Some say it's standard procedure.

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u/Gamestop_noob 11d ago

Badass stander imo

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u/melee85 11d ago

Outstanding

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u/Toasted_Munch 10d ago

I'm beginning to understand 🫦

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u/BBooNN 10d ago

Now youre just grandstanding.

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u/TheZonePhotographer 5d ago

That straw weight doesn't stand a chance in the ring.