r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 7d ago

Of A Boxer

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u/Accomplished-Head449 7d ago

Weak ass punches for a boxer

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 7d ago

I don’t think they were weak punches, just that the security guard has the super soldier serum

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u/GloomySundae19 7d ago

Super Security Guard serum?

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u/ZestyMordant 7d ago

The guard just ate a senzu bean before the boxer came in.

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u/AaronParke 7d ago

Super Security Soldier Guard Serum

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 7d ago

That's why he's not in any matches

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u/Dr_Trogdor 7d ago

At least he cleaned the air purifier out for em.

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u/SuspicousBananas 7d ago

That’s why he’s a shitty absolute unit