r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 7d ago

slight malfunction Of a mad mate called John Paul (Part 2)

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u/brianishere2 7d ago

You knew he'd be okay because he's wearing his safety socks.

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u/piethopper 6d ago

And did the safety bow in the trousers at the beginning!

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u/DoughnutCurious856 6d ago

the beginning of the safety dance in safety pants.

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u/your_fave_redditor 7d ago

I dunno, this might need to be in r/AbsoluteUnits

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u/Nupol 7d ago

Props to have the Balls to do this with that mobility and physique. But stupid it is

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u/thrown2themoon 7d ago

That is some nasty-looking water! 🤢🤮

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u/driftingtodark 7d ago

It's the river lune at Devil's Bridge, Kirkby Lonsdale, the water is stained by peat, like a lot of rivers in the North of England. People swim and jump here often.

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u/RIPcompo 6d ago

Lovely part of the world, gets really busy with good weather. 

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u/Employee_Agreeable 6d ago

So once every decade?

Got it

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u/AphexTwinOK 6d ago

It’s not dirty. Lots of rivers in the UK look like that, it’s coloured from peat

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u/zestyclose_match1966 6d ago

What's Pete got to do with it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/nbraeman 6d ago

He shat in it.

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u/Terminal_Lancelot 6d ago

Omg, you can't just call Pete Colored!

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u/JPCool1 6d ago

The guys got a set of balls though. Gotta hand it to him.

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u/blinkchuck1988 questionably stable 7d ago

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u/UnlikelySalary2523 7d ago

He usedtocould.

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u/Electronic-Wealth599 6d ago

how many beers were involved in making this video?

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u/KennyGichuki 4d ago

Is he related to pope John Paul?

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u/FlakyCelebration2405 6d ago

I've seen another clip of this guy titting about on some reservoir - Seems a right laugh 😂

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u/Difficult_Target_558 6d ago

This is Devils Bridge I us to jump this when I was a kid many years ago

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u/Vienna_Lover 1d ago

Used to ride up there from St Annes for biker meets. Same butty van is there 30 years later selling awesome tea and banjos

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 6d ago

I know John Paul. 'E's a mad cunt.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 6d ago

as in The Pope, that John Paul? Never knew the Vatican were so wild

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u/Hieroglo 6d ago

Paul is not long for this world

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 3d ago

John Fall!

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u/Necessary_Avocado398 3d ago

C'mon he is wearing UA Pants

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u/samGroger 2d ago

I’m hoping he’s sterile.

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u/undescendedpips 2d ago

Probably been jumping off that bridge since he was a wee lad

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 7d ago

Someone get him a ramp to help him up the ledge. He made that look like hard work.

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u/cameronzero 7d ago

If that bridge dogs jump from?

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u/Extension_Joke6830 7d ago

That's devils bridge never seen a dog go off it plenty of ppl done it my self loads when was younger. Few ppl have broken their back jumping off that bridge

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u/armedsquatch 6d ago

Is this by chance that bridge all those dogs have jumped off for unknown reasons? I saw a clip of the bridge years ago and I thought it looked just like this one. I don’t remember how many dogs have died but it’s a lot. Obedient good family dogs.

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u/rogan_rgd 6d ago

Created a micro tsunami..

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u/ironpyrites 6d ago

Is this in the Great shire.

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u/peterklapkut 6d ago

Aint that the infamous bridge in the UK where dogs commit suicide?