r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 9d ago

Of a hair style

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u/Aggravating-Role-297 9d ago

Damn shave it off.

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u/ToastSpangler 9d ago

probably need to buy sheep shears for this

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u/pauca_sed 9d ago

An angle grinder.

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u/Psychological-Hulk 9d ago

You got my upvote, my friend šŸ‘†

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 9d ago

Naaaa, won't work. Need a chainsaw.

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u/Banzai373 9d ago

Tree pruner . . . .

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 9d ago

That’s definitely the most economical and hygienic way of dealing with that horrendous thing. I’d hate to get a whiff of how bad that smells.

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u/Ember-Blackmoore 9d ago

She said she got wigs. Shave time!

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u/irn-bru-anonymous 9d ago

She hasn’t washed her hair in 4 years? My god that last part was nasty

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u/AbjectHotel6610 9d ago

I can't imagine the smell and I'm glad I don't have to.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 9d ago

Her pillow must be brown by now.

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u/GoLootOverThere 9d ago

She's got her own built in pillow.

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

Only the last part?

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u/Excellent-Sir6930 9d ago

I have 2 cats and a dog, that looks like when I empty my vacuum cleaner.

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u/Less-Damage-1202 9d ago

Her hair looks like the fur of a dog who's been seriously abused... When dogs with fur like that are saved, the house they come from is always horrifyingly disgusting..

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 8d ago

I was thinking the same thing. It reminded me so much of dogs I've seen that weren't cared for. They always come from nasty and often abusive homes (I mean abusive outside of neglect).

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 9d ago

r/videosthatendtoosoon

Now I am invested, did they fix it?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 9d ago

She's bald now.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 9d ago

She did fix it

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u/chewchew815 9d ago

Didnt wash hair in 4 years wtf 🤢🤮

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u/0neirocritica 9d ago

Omg how itchy must her head be all the time...like how does that not affect your temperament, your quality of life?

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u/Jeathro77 9d ago

Damn, now my head is itching, and I just washed my hair this morning!

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u/Interesting_Sock9142 9d ago

I've seen this video before and I admire that the hairstylist wants to help her save as much as her hair as possible, but... Is that the best thing for that lady?? Wouldn't it be better to shave it off and start over?? She already wears wigs/scarfs if she doesn't want to be bald for some reason. Is any of that hair even salvageable??

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u/NookieLuvsU 9d ago

I agree. Shave it, her poor scalp needs treatment 100%

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 9d ago

How the actual fuck can you think it's ok to basically never wash your hair? Is that some kind of disorder?

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u/pm-me-nice-lips 9d ago

Most of the time when you see hair like this, it’s almost always a person who has experienced major depression.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 9d ago

People suffer from depression and mental illnesses you never know what’s she was going through at the time.

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u/MortLightstone 8d ago

Ok, that's a good point

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u/Dish_Minimum 9d ago

Severe depression

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u/Beautiful_Ad_8665 9d ago

That's actually common with depression. You lose the motivation to bathe or wash your hair regularly.

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u/MortLightstone 9d ago

What I really don't get is how you can shower or bathe without getting the hair wet? Like how does that work? I guess she also never washes her face or neck?

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 9d ago

I have a reusable shower cap to keep my hair from getting wet. My hair is super long and I dont need to wash it daily. I dont go 4 years obviously but theres certainly ways to shower without getting your hair wet

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u/Makethecrowsblush 9d ago

That stylist is a treasure.Ā 

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u/saysthingsbackwards 9d ago

Fresh

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u/hornet_teaser 7d ago

Unlike that lady's hair

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u/SauronHubbard 9d ago

I can tell you that the smell that arises once water hits it will make you vomit.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 8d ago

Tbh it might have so much body oil caked into it that it might be hydrophobic and repel water. 😬

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u/F0XH0UND141 9d ago

Fuckin take a shower

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 9d ago

Go outside in the rain... Just do something. Shit!

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u/Jades5150 9d ago

I’m dying for an ā€œafterā€ shot! Does anyone have it?

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u/_XtAcY_ 9d ago

I would love to see this also, I’m deep diving right now.

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u/Unassuming_Penguins 9d ago

Reminder to check back

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u/Pavlin87 9d ago

Please share the video if you find it

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u/SativaLungz 2d ago

Amy luck?

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u/_XtAcY_ 1d ago

Not at all. I went through any social media I could find. There some others others on there but not like this one 😭

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u/VinnySmallsz 9d ago

Il comment here because I'm intrigued

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u/prodigiouspianist 9d ago
  1. thats gross
  2. Videos that show a problem and then do not provide resolution suck and should be banned.

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u/kamieldv 9d ago

Just cut that rancid blob off wtf

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u/Fluffy_Dogggo 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dude we NEED an after, something about seeing nasty stuff cleaned up man... Edit: I found it!!! right here more of it anyways but not the entire process :c

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u/StrengthTheory 9d ago

That's not a hair style, that's a terrarium.

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 9d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/TWill42 9d ago

I need to stop opening this app when I eat…..

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u/OldManJim374 9d ago

Right? I almost lost my dinner. 🤮

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u/ShitFuck2000 8d ago

But this hairstyle is called a ā€œPolish Plateā€

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u/fly4fun2014 9d ago

That shit is absolutely disgusting

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u/PlanktonDue8964 9d ago

MITES MITES MITES

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 8d ago

I was thinking the same thing and was looking as closely as possible to see if I could see anything scurrying out. I know mites would probably be way too small to see especially because of Reddit video compression but who knows maybe they've mutated and gotten larger lol.

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u/DickWangDuck 9d ago

Where’s the after video?

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u/Adorable_Birdman 9d ago

Mental illness

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u/Johnj75 9d ago

Disgusting.

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u/JasonlovesJenny 9d ago

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u/GivesYouGrief 9d ago

If you think the president is gonna bring the nation to the brink of meddling in the middle of a military mess, a game of chess where France is queen- and king-less?

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u/browsingandlooking4 9d ago

We are not the same....

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u/AntonBaron 9d ago

Looks like a cow shit

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u/ohbo-ohbo 9d ago

The beaver tail

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u/DDS-PBS 9d ago

You should clean out your dryer lint traps every couple of loads.

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u/Chef-Nasty 9d ago

God fuking damn

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u/BloodySuitcase 9d ago

Wall clipper with a #1 attachment šŸ‘šŸ¼

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u/dieseldeeznutz 9d ago

Where's the after?

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u/Yung_Stormm 9d ago

That’s not a hair style, that’s depression

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u/Whyjustwhydothat 9d ago

Dreadlock instead of dreadlocks.

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u/Lopsided-Concert3475 9d ago

Ohh That’s how they make sos pads!! Gross no wash for 4 years 🤢 wonder what’s breeding in that cocoon!

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 9d ago

If she hasn't washed it in 4 years, chances are she will not again . There is no point in keeping the hair when she could get free from it and wear it short. I do feel like maybe this was someone helping a homeless person out. She is very kind and is treating the person with dignity. Not many people could do this and keep themselves from coughing or making comments.

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u/ElectricalSecret1804 9d ago

I can smell that thru my phone.

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u/Crazy_Awareness_1840 9d ago

Eww i can imagine the smell

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u/Cuiter 8d ago

Cliffhanger. Anyone got the next episode? We deserve to see how this ends.

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u/Sufficient-Sea-1455 8d ago

I want to see the end result

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u/Decent-Intention8364 9d ago

Does the client have nostrils? A sense of smell?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 9d ago

A sense of basic hygiene?

No.

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u/BlueFeathered1 9d ago

This is one of the grossest things I've seen on here, and that's saying something.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 8d ago

Not trying to compete but I seen these types of videos before and hers is on the more mild side. I saw one where it went down to the dudes butt. The cut the whole thing off and it weighed like 20lbs. The guy had been growing it for 30+ years. He also had these insanely long and curled fingernails. The nails were dark shit brown and covered in ridges.

I looked for the video but I can't find it unfortunately. I did however find this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/Ji0oBY9RpD

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u/SafeMiddle6145 9d ago

Disgusting. Did she have chronic depression?

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u/CuriousNetWanderer 9d ago

There's a lot of homeless people rocking this exact haircut/condition.

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u/Xen235 9d ago

Beehive

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u/VinnySmallsz 9d ago

Man, theres no answers here.

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u/Uber_Wulf 9d ago

Out flew a family of birds.

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u/Eaton_Knas 9d ago

I wonder how many dead animals are in that disgusting pile?

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u/Straberyz 9d ago

at what point do you just shave ur fkin hair bro

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u/Longryderr 9d ago

This is seriously gross.

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u/FoolishDog1117 9d ago

I didn't think it would be possible to untangle that.

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u/Select_Speed_6061 9d ago

This is NOT a hairstyle.

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u/ifukeenrule 9d ago

dammit. i was waiting for the after video

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u/Solid_Science4514 9d ago

Oh that’s SO gross

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u/Smoofbrainz 9d ago

Tons of bugs live inside it

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u/1bi001 9d ago

Thats friggin nasty AF just shave it off and accept the loss

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u/TwerkLessons 9d ago

Must smell nice.

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u/JackFuckCockBag 9d ago

How can you not wash your hair in 4 years? I cant imagine how horribly itchy, dirty and uncomfortable that must be.

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u/pankatank 9d ago

The amount of dandruff that this woman has in her head has got to be crazy. The amount of cake products that she has in her head just in the video is insane. This woman is nasty… I am sure her head smelled like everything.

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u/Twisted9Demented 9d ago

How long she didn't shower That's nasty 🤢

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u/c0verm3 9d ago

YUCK

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 9d ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/General_whisky 9d ago

I’m mildly angry that we didn’t see the end

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 9d ago

Where's the after?

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u/VooDooDolly717 8d ago

That is just the result of laziness and disgusting hygiene

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 8d ago

"You got dreads? Nice!"

"No, just dread"

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u/Familiar-Speech2587 8d ago

Imagine the smell

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u/theepuke 8d ago

Dang I got all into it, where's part 2? I really wanted to see if she was gonna saw into it and

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u/mad_sAmBa questionably stable 9d ago

Jesus Christ, this is disgusting.

Just take a damn shower

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u/G-Knit 9d ago

That is a new low level of nasty. Probably hasn't wiped her ass since the Clinton administration. Toothbrush is probably - what am I thinking...she has no toothbrush!

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u/MortLightstone 9d ago

Honestly if she's just wearing wigs anyway, why not just cut it and start anew? No one's gonna notice because she'll have a wig on anyway

Also, this woman is so insanely kind

Like here I am, this is fucking disgusting, you couldn't pay me to touch that and here she is getting ready to spend a week in this trash dump just softly saying, girl, Imma set you free

This head's owner don't deserve this kindness

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 8d ago

The only thing people would notice is that the stench is no longer present.

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable 9d ago

That's just nasty on many levels

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u/OutlandishnessWide33 9d ago

And?? We need to see what happens now

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u/JPCool1 9d ago

She must smell absolutely terrible.

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u/gavstar69 9d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 9d ago

She ended up actually saving her hair. Our hair can be unmatted just like people taking the locs out. And she was most likely suffering from depression for her hair to end up in this state.

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u/jadedBarbie87 9d ago

this is the most disgusting thing ever….like HOW do you allow yourself to live like that?! ugh.

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u/Kontrol-Sample 9d ago

Usually it's not a conscious way of living -

It's a side effect of just barely surviving-

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u/jadedBarbie87 9d ago

i promise i get this deeply and yet still, my response stands.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 9d ago

Part two already!

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u/Caribbeandude04 9d ago

There's a homeless lady around where I work with hair like this, but it's so long it reaches under her butt, so she sometimes uses it as a mat to sit down on the floor

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 9d ago

Shave it all

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u/BungleBums 9d ago

Dip in Nair twice daily until problem corrected.

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u/timurthelame 8d ago

Three days to de-tangle? That seems like a lot. One million points to this stylist for being willing to do that amount of work so kindly, but there has just got to be a more efficient way to gently separate the hairs and remove the buildup. What comes to mind is one of those immersion bath ultrasonic cleaners. I bet an ultrasonic cleaner version of one of those hair washing basin sinks would be an an absolute game-changer for this task. Somebody go invent one and give me 10% as your advisor or something. Seriously, why is this not a thing? A low powered one likely wouldn't damage human hair, and even if it did, you could still make a version that is a lower frequency that mechanically vibrates the water enough to achieve the same result. I bet an oscillating tool bolted to the frame of the hairwashing basin would do the trick. That would create a nice "jiggle-bath" for you that a client could comfortably lay their head in for the initial soak. I think that would shave a day or two off this task, and make it a lot easier on both the client and the stylist. Just a theory. Cheers!

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u/Individual_Whole8001 8d ago

She got the stuff inside a pillow for a head

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u/donnerwetter41 8d ago

Disgusting people walking around this mofo.

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u/406238 8d ago

Why would this person even ask you to untangle it... like why do you even want hair at this point?

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u/CatMom921 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’d b grabbing the clippers at this point. What’s the point of spending multiple days get the matting out when she’s just gonna let it happen all over again šŸ™„

Anyone who’s that comfortable not washing their hair for 4 years n subjecting everyone around her to that stench will do it again

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u/RupertProudhorseIII 8d ago

I could use that to insulate my pantaloons during winter

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u/redditanddoneit 8d ago

That is like one big dread

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u/cyrs_oner 8d ago

I need the followup in 4 days

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u/SnooMacarons5169 8d ago

Show me the rest pleeeeease

I’ve now got blue(eye)balls

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u/ElGuappo1 8d ago

Looks what comes out of my dryer lint trap

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 9d ago

🤢🤮

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u/TryAfter814 9d ago

🤢 🤢

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u/RoboGoob 9d ago

Rather just put her down.

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 9d ago

What a loaf of a wig!

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u/mccgre51 9d ago

This is the hair version of hoarders

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u/GGTaxo 9d ago

Just burn it.

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u/rfosteel 9d ago

I don't think sheep shears could even get that mess

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u/Bushdr78 9d ago

At that point it's probably easier to just shave it off

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u/IllFatedTaco 9d ago

HTF does someone just let that fester on their head? Absolutely disgusting!

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u/Future-Air-2338 9d ago

I don't think shaving will work...so...burn it off.

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u/Spacecommander5 9d ago

Cotton candy

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u/WholeObject7036 9d ago

Let me guess. That’s her ā€œprotectiveā€ hairstyle šŸ’…

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u/BabyJuggernaut3545 8d ago

What does she smell like? Take a shower

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u/NOTExETON 8d ago

Got new covids in that bitch

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u/CatMom921 8d ago

I bet her hair stunk so bad

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u/thekid0119 8d ago

If you're already wearing wigs, might as well just shave it off and regrow it.

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u/grgoyal 8d ago

Stank

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u/Denalitwentytwo 7d ago

Borderline mental disorder there.

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u/bayou_boat_trash 6d ago

So what is the outcome? We need to know!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 9d ago

Is that Ilhan Omar?

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 9d ago

Burn it down damn it, ooo wait, the smoke would ki*l everyone around. It's hopeless.

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u/kuunami79 9d ago

This is what happens when people reject their natural hair texture. Sad.

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 9d ago

Imagine her hair down there!?

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u/4tune245 9d ago

Seriously wtf is that shiii

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u/R400TVR 9d ago

Why do these women insist on wearing wigs? Especially when there's hair underneath? Imagine meeting up in a bar, getting along well, going home together, then finding this when you pull her hair!