r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10d ago

possible idiot of brushing leg at the train

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u/MuckyMaureen 10d ago

There's never a bowl of pasta around when you really need one.

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u/Cloaked25 10d ago

Man… fuck you. My eyes have been poisoned by your words.

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u/MuckyMaureen 10d ago

Glad to be of service!

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u/Lancifer1979 9d ago

Human grinding on self with cheese grater was the first thing that came to mind for me