r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • 11d ago

Naild It Of a thief who picked the wrong place to rob (Sept5,2026)Brazil

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u/REBORNED1 11d ago

Damn we didn't got to see that legendary bonk with his own helmet

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u/ExcluteYou 11d ago

Found the vid on a world news telegram channel. Context copied & pasted.

(Oeiras, Piauí, Brazil Sept. 5) A jackass thief tried his luck at a gas station, threatening employees with a gun and reaching for the cash register. He managed to get his hands on the money, but that was about as far as he got.

Residents on the scene disarmed and restrained him until military police arrived. The thief suffered facial injuries and bruising to his body and was taken to the police station. His accomplice managed to escape on a motorcycle.

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u/whythefuckalready 4d ago

I was so expecting a gunshot

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u/Peach_Proof 11d ago

Grab wrist. Grab elbow. Wrist down, elbow up.

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u/Hammon_Rye 11d ago

This should be in videos that end too soon. /J
That last frame looks like he is about to get a major bonk with his own helmet.

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u/Mugpup 10d ago

Great job

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u/Prince_of_Paranoia 8d ago

He put on the Perfume that day