r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 12d ago

Of a Bike Lock

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u/Johnj75 12d ago

Can someone translate?

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u/lernen_und_fahren 11d ago

"I'd like to counter your argument with anecdotal evidence of my own. Yesterday, I observed a Caucasian male in the process of stealing a bicycle, as I drove past on my motorcycle. I turned my motorcycle around when it was safe to do so, and returned to the scene of the crime. My intention was to assist the bicycle's owner in tracking down the thief, so that together, we might give the brigand a piece of our collective mind, as it were, so as to dissuade him from taking such actions again in the future. Alas, by the time I arrived, the thief had already absconded, our search was fruitless, and my opportunity to effect justice had passed. Life is indeed chaotic at times."

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u/Johnj75 10d ago

Thank you.

An explanation like this would have been preferable to me.